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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 12

    Cities Move To Outlaw Hollow-Point Silver Bullets After Wave Of Gruesome Werewolf Slayings https://trib.al/meKXBAq pic.twitter.com/NDqfAs7P7S

    1:04 PM - 12 Feb 2018
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    • Chewy Carlye Piscitello yaba the horndog ✈️Arcane ⚖️ Duckworth sherman did nothing wrong🌹 Trek Stemp Ren the Mongoose! SJ PaPa
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      1. Lykanos Wulfheart‏ @Lykanos_Wulf Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That poor werewolf. Probably wasn't even hurting anyone. Based on the picture, he was probably just outside to enjoy the gentle breeze on a hot night. We are not the monsters here! #WerewolfLivesMatter

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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Werewolf nard kicking still legal however.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. THH‏ @TheHobbyHabit Feb 12
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        Monster Squad basics.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Trendane - Voice Actor/Narrator‏ @Trendane Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nuuuuu!! Mah boyfrand!

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      3. Crystal Corvinus‏ @MonniccahK Feb 12
        Replying to @Trendane @TheOnion

        Noooooooo who is gonna bite me now ?????? This normal girl shit ain't working for me!!!!

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      1. Salma Stoman‏ @snstoman Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. colleen swiggum‏ @Swiggster Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        these two goofballs were sited in the area (psst @JensenAckles @jarpad)pic.twitter.com/UKdXpZodoN

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      1. JohnnyontheBass‏ @JohnnyontheBass Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #WerewolfLivesMatter

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      1. tristen‏ @TheTristenBrown Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lycan Lives Matter

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      2. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a mistake. According to other reports, they're the only thing capable of penetrating the ballistic armor the creatures started wearing at the end of last year. I'm telling you, this going to come back and bite someone.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Lord Wolf‏ @Blackfang108 Feb 12
        Replying to @GreyConscience @TheOnion

        Actually, hollow point ammo penetrates less than regular ammo. Hollow points just splat on the armor.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 12
        Replying to @Blackfang108 @TheOnion

        Psst. You're ruining my joke, me smartypants. 😜

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jahbulon777‏ @RenegadeThoth Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Werewolves have rights too!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Fang The Werewolf‏ @Ulfrick12 Feb 12
        Replying to @RenegadeThoth @TheOnion

        Thank you for understanding.

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      2. Nevermore‏ @ScreamNevermore Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never mind the werewolves - what are they doing about all the zombies??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Fluffy Wuffy‏ @primarylupine Feb 12
        Replying to @ScreamNevermore @TheOnion

        That's why we need the werewolves. They're the apex predator that cull the zombie herds.

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      1. Michael Schneider  🇩🇪  ☮️‏ @Cpt_KaBooom Feb 13
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      1. Melanie R. Isenogle‏ @misenogle Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SamScroll

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      1. Erich Stenzel‏ @ErichStenzel Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the NRA’s vampire members are lobbying against the ban. Typical.

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      1. Heidi‏ @heidiponyrider Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @SteveWorks4You

        😂😂😂!!!

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