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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2018

    Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window https://trib.al/Wmk80wD pic.twitter.com/B8gkSxMdpI

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      1. 𝙶𝚎𝚖™ 💎 🏳️‍🌈𝚀𝙳 𝟷𝟿𝟸 #𝙱𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜‏ @Lady_Star_Gem 12 Feb 2018
        Replying to @TheOnion @Radical_Birch

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      1. Ye Ol' Razzle Dazzler‏ @epicbret 12 Feb 2018
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        They knead when watching any form of public indecency

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      1. laura‏ @wanderlustlaura 12 Feb 2018
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        That and wanting food

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      1. not john stamos‏ @katie_hite 12 Feb 2018
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        @4114McN that’s why nox always sounds so distressed

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      1. KC (MrKTE)  😷‏ @KCEchidna 12 Feb 2018
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        Don't you mean 'Murder they COMMITTED'?

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      1. Flattery Operated  👁 ❤️ 🇺🇸 &  🇮🇹 🇨🇦 ✌🏼‏ @Vitale_IVplay 12 Feb 2018
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        😂

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      1. RaggedyRianne‏ @raggedyrianne 12 Feb 2018
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        So glad I don't have curtains.

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