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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 12

    Italian Grandmother Doesn’t Have Heart To Tell Family Any Dipshit Can Make Lasagna https://trib.al/KTI6Ae3 pic.twitter.com/SEvoAoAOTS

    9:07 AM - 12 Feb 2018
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    77 replies 2,376 retweets 10,611 likes
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      2. Brendan De Souza‏ @BaazigarBren Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paul McCartney looks great in this one.

        2 replies 2 retweets 174 likes
      3. Shelby Armstrong‏ @007shellbee700 Feb 12
        Replying to @BaazigarBren @TheOnion

        These two posts were literally one post away from each other and I had to do a double takepic.twitter.com/Hev5TmyZSi

        0 replies 5 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Eric R. Igou  🗺️‏ @EricIgou Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But ... Italian (!) Grandmother Knows That It Is Spelled Lasagne.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC Feb 12
        Replying to @EricIgou @TheOnion

        Correct me if I'm wrong, but if it ends in an E, doesn't that make it plural? Lasagne would refer to multiple pieces of the pasta used in lasagna, right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. ungada nuklHels‏ @palladidrago Feb 12
        Replying to @oldprofileDWC @David_The_Wavid and

        yes: lasagna :one lasagne :plural usually people say :tonight for dinner there are lasagne and not "tonight for dinner there is lasagna" although both are right to say

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. Eric R. Igou  🗺️‏ @EricIgou Feb 12
        Replying to @palladidrago @David_The_Wavid @TheOnion

        http://Wiktionary.org : In Italian, lasagna refers to one sheet of pasta and its plural form, lasagne, refers to the dish with several layers. Same: 'Tonight I will have a spaghetto' might be true, but with more than one single strand it makes more sense to say 'spaghetti'.

        3 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      7. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC Feb 12
        Replying to @jeezlaweez @EricIgou and

        SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETTO

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dean Pascoe‏ @HaroldBishopsLC Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's Paul McCartney.

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Paul Domenet‏ @domenet1 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        McCartney's let himself go.

        1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Lenny Kleinfeld‏ @LennyKleinfeld Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @ktumulty

        NOT SATIRE: I and my college roommates from 1967-69 are alive today because I could bake lasagna no matter how stoned or even paisley on acid I was. Admittedly, our culinary standards weren't as high as we were.

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      1. Chris Nelson‏ @ThatChrisNelson Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She looks like Paul McCartney. Bet he makes a quality 'sagna too.

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      1. Maria McCool‏ @aussie603 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know what's hard? Manicotti !

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      1. Aaron vonD‏ @comediocre_ Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You sure that isn't Paul McCartney?

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      1. $gibberishIsKing$‏ @dablizard Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paul McCartney looking good

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      2. DAUSLAKEARSI‏ @DAUSLAKEARSI Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When my wife and I were newly weds, my wife called my Grandmother to get her Lasagna recipe because it was the best I’d ever had. Turns out it was @stouffers frozen lasagna in her own dish 😂. So the recipe was handed down and my wife will one day pass it along as well.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. STOUFFER'S‏Verified account @stouffers Feb 13
        Replying to @DAUSLAKEARSI @TheOnion

        Their secret is safe with us! 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Bland Coffin  👻‏ @blanddisplay Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nobody makes it like Stouffers. No salt... mmm mmm mmm

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. STOUFFER'S‏Verified account @stouffers Feb 13
        Replying to @blanddisplay @TheOnion

        Truth! 😉😋

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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