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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 11

    ‘Your Father Died Peacefully In His Sleep,’ Assures Hospice Nurse Who Spent Past 6 Months Watching Man Wither Away In Agony https://trib.al/Q5fi1Ub pic.twitter.com/lyX8dZ6ovh

    8:32 PM - 11 Feb 2018
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      2. gorgonzola‏ @GFaseemo Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yall need to remember that satire's main goal isn't always humour.

        2 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
      3. Coda Emir‏ @Zer0Divided Feb 11
        Replying to @GFaseemo @TheOnion

        This. Sometimes it's to show a real problem in a cold harsh light. I hope to not abandon my family like that.

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      1. Christopher Arnold‏ @dreamitnowdoit Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Egad. Not funny chaps.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Danny Contreras, Jr.‏ @DanielDannyc12 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not offended by dark humor....but this just isn't funny. Doesn't land.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. TJP* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ‏ @TheReal_TJP Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        T O O R E A Lpic.twitter.com/rLqbQDEomZ

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      1. Burke‏ @LastDreamHome Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From my horrible experience, this doesn't sound like satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Andréa López‏ @bluechoochoo Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not your best work

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Return The Map  🗺‏ @ReturnTheMap Feb 11
        Replying to @bluechoochoo @TheOnion

        The Onion has proxied @TheNotoriousMMA to answer on their behalf. Enjoy snowflake ❄️ .https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJWRq84_rZk …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Luke's Dad‏ @lukesdadd Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Judging by all the people this pissed off, I would say this landed perfectly! #stopprolongingdeath

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Judi Kane‏ @Desert_Goddess Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You missed it again. As an ICU nurse I know gallows humor. I also know when to keep it to myself

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      1. Ty 🐯‏ @TRAWWW15_ Feb 11
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        pic.twitter.com/urjgN2iAcP

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      2. Mr. Wheeler-Dealer‏ @TheReal_RMG Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uhhh, are you guys at The Onion doing alright? Everything going okay? Something you need to talk about here?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. kipper‏ @Cutest_Pup_Ever Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m not offended. But this isn’t funny. It’s reality. And it’s a bummer. Does your company have a mission statement? Like maybe it would be something like, “Make people laugh.” #DidYouForgetTheGoal

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      1. Cr8z13‏ @Cr8z13 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't satire guys, I've lived through this more than once.

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      1. 99problems&politics‏ @LeTechnopuss13s Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Say yes to drugs

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      1. Zero‏ @sanayeon_2099 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too dark...

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      1. oggydoggy‏ @brianogston1 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man you folks are dark sometimes 😆

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