That's not my God. My God died in a helicopter crash. My God that was awful.
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Of course you racist sexists depict God as a White man!
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Preach!!!...
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What an exciting scp-343 interview
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Personally, I rather be dead than be seen on a Jr. Executive 21 JRV
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God sits in Heaven awaiting the sinless one or group of sinless ones. But his own Holy book says none are righteous and only the righteous may enter heaven. That speedboat accident was no accident. He deserves what he got for writing such a convoluted book nobody could read.
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The Romans then summarily executed him and the emperor absolved himself of any wrong doing since he actually owned everything including Mary and Joseph. Prior to his sentence, they paid Judas the Jew to turn him in and give him the kiss of death on his cheek...
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After impregnating Mary who was betrothed to Joseph the peaceful carpenter. He allowed Satan to tempt his half bred son with all the riches of Earth that should have belonged to Jacobs dencendents. Jesus refused saying "haha never" ...
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He gave the Earth to Adam, then Abraham, then gave Satan dominion over the sky which contains the oxygen particles we breath. He was forced to bless Jacob after Jacob held em down after a night fight. God had to leave before the sun rose so He complied with Jacobs orders...
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Loving these quotes from “How to Grossly Misinterpret the Bible: Volumes I-IV.”
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Are talking about the movie Speed 2 because I think that killed us all a little. If a boat explodes on the water does it even make a wave?
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I dropped the you from my previous post as not to refer to you directly which doesn't make sense and makes my post unprofessional.
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"Wine coolers?" Was this how he cooled off after a hot night at the local "male friendly" bar?
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