First warning sign? 

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Means I've never driven drunk once!
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Hahaha. Yep, we still have a long ways to go.
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Flapping madly in the street...
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I knew I hit rock bottom when I drove off a cliff into a quarry.
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There was no signs that said NOT to do all those things.
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this is so me when im driving xd
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You spent at least $3.00 photoshopping that picture. . .
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Since it was a Prius I bet those fish saw the crash coming for at least 20 minutes.
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I didn't know there was a drive through Sushi place.
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I didnt see it
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At least they’re saving the planet in their Prius! Judge should take into consideration!
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Or, an extreme desire for seafood.
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Oh! Then that’s good news for me cause I’ve never done that!
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I thought it was blacking out so hard you became a victim of police brutality.
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