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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 11

    Study Reveals Lobsters Feel Pain And Get Off On It Like The Kinky Little Perverts They Are https://trib.al/OgABie2 pic.twitter.com/dbwxDH2iui

    8:08 AM - 11 Feb 2018
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    • Em Andress Henry Michael W. Shiv death or glory;notes scary bastard blanco lukas lots of broken glass alana
    65 replies 999 retweets 4,147 likes
      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        50 Shades of Red?

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fifty shades of red.

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. Chris W. Ridgewell‏ @ChesyreFrog Feb 11
        Replying to @MarybethHorn6 @TheOnion

        You beat me to it! 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Feb 11
        Replying to @ChesyreFrog @TheOnion

        Whenever we would say something at the same time as someone else, we would say after it "snuf". So to you I say "SNUF". LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. iTripReport‏ @iTripReport Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        then why is lobster made of food?

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. Josh Cuéllar 🤷🏽‍♂️ 👻‏ @JoshuaCuellar Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A friend took me scuba diving. He picked up a lobster and banged it against the reef so it would calm them then handed it to me for a photo. I have video of the lobsters family taken on my GoPro.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Conspiracy Alice‏ @ConspiracyAlice Feb 11
        Replying to @JoshuaCuellar @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hPPSG9Pi1R

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      4. Josh Cuéllar 🤷🏽‍♂️ 👻‏ @JoshuaCuellar Feb 13
        Replying to @ConspiracyAlice @TheOnion

        Aye way. I play soccer and get less play. 😳

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Philip Rainey‏ @Philiprain Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jordanbpeterson

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      1. Johnson Johannesburg‏ @SlippyOHoulihan Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jordanbpeterson Thoughts?

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      2. House of 1,000 Kevins‏ @kevinbrettauer Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Digital_Flush

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      3.  ✨umamiXmen! ✨‏ @Digital_Flush Feb 11
        Replying to @kevinbrettauer @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/lJooHhDdGX

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      4. House of 1,000 Kevins‏ @kevinbrettauer Feb 11
        Replying to @Digital_Flush @TheOnion

        you have a gif for everything, i love you bean

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      2. Pickle Rick‏ @Its_Pickle_Rick Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So, you're saying that people should adopt lobster hierarchy and gender norms?pic.twitter.com/bvk2215Dor

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Tony Tone Deafferford III‏ @SpectorSimon Feb 11
        Replying to @Its_Pickle_Rick @TheOnion

        somehow it's still funny.

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      1. sharkmeet‏ @rddwrf Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well hell, let's eat them then and give them a big rush

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      2. Mountainbark‏ @MountainBark Feb 11
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        pic.twitter.com/DPfFnxZEH5

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 11
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        They die happy. I'm happy when I eat them. A win-win for all

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