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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 10

    Man Wishes Women In Crowded Bar Would Let Him Read Jane Austen Novel In Peace https://trib.al/Yu0zcQ7 pic.twitter.com/XZBDJ7zfWl

    9:03 PM - 10 Feb 2018
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      2. Agent Aggretsuko!‏ @Ahavah22 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's all guys ever want--quiet time for reading Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte

        4 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
      3. Alterac Cane‏ @AlteracCane Feb 11
        Replying to @Ahavah22 @TheOnion

        I disagree, they want that AND a comfy pair of jammies.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Agent Aggretsuko!‏ @Ahavah22 Feb 11
        Replying to @AlteracCane

        Nothing's better than a comfy pair of jammies!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Alterac Cane‏ @AlteracCane Feb 11
        Replying to @Ahavah22

        Right?!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Adam Meuser‏ @acmeuser Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KFC 🤔

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      1. Don't Forget to Vote  🍁 🍂 ☕️‏ @Shaunlybee Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can I at least buy him a drink? Just to see him smile?

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      1. Jere‏ @JerryAnytime Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @FeitsBarstool

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      2. val‏ @mymorningval Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmaooooo @royaltheartist

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      3.  👑 ˥∀⅄Oᴚ  👑‏ @royaltheartist Feb 11
        Replying to @mymorningval @TheOnion

        This is my life

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Abby Schroeder‏ @gratia888 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @QueendomofMab 😆❤️

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. L Stephanie Tait‏ @QueendomofMab Feb 11
        Replying to @gratia888 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂 The struggle is real!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Anna Mitarotondo‏ @stormy_anna Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @juliawool u af

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      3. juliawool‏ @juliawool Feb 11
        Replying to @stormy_anna @TheOnion

        “I came here to drink red wine and be transported to the world of the 18th-century British landed gentry, not make flirtatious small talk” it me

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Anna Mitarotondo‏ @stormy_anna Feb 11
        Replying to @juliawool @TheOnion

        Isn't that the literal summary of the play you saw on Friday?

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      5. juliawool‏ @juliawool Feb 11
        Replying to @stormy_anna @TheOnion

        Pretty much. It was a very autobiographical play.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's funny about this is I sometimes write in crowded bars because i need background noise. Rarely ever interrupted. Well, there was the one time I laughed at a guy's chat up line to this woman two stools down. He interrupted me.

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      2. Deepti‏ @deepti_oj Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jillboard

        @IshitaYadav

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      3. Deepti‏ @deepti_oj Feb 10
        Replying to @deepti_oj @TheOnion and

        #goals

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      2. Tenney Rosenblum‏ @TenneyRosenblum Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who reads at bar?

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      3. Katie  🦖‏ @hauntedcoconut Feb 10
        Replying to @TenneyRosenblum @TheOnion

        Yeah, I do. I'm strange. I do read Jane Austen at the bar. I'm a lady, so that changes things...I guess? Reading at a bar is the best. The din is comforting, but you have no responsibilities, and booze! Plus maybe fries. What could be better?

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