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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 10

    Aspiring Actor Dreams Of One Day Publicly Voicing Regret For Working With Woody Allen https://trib.al/vyfqEs8 pic.twitter.com/R7gVNqCGEH

    5:49 PM - 10 Feb 2018
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    33 replies 403 retweets 2,421 likes
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      2. Sara Martino‏ @saramartino1995 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will she recieve death threats from the Farrows, too :Dpic.twitter.com/zCeILfjxFF

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      3. Sara Martino‏ @saramartino1995 Feb 10
        Replying to @saramartino1995 @TheOnion

        https://ronanfarrowletter.wordpress.com/2016/05/30/hard-questions-for-ronan-farrow-an-open-letter/ …

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      1. Robert N Stephenson‏ @altairaustralia Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I regret thinking of thinking of regretting working with Woody Allen. Alas the regret isn't real, but one day, one day...

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      1. Le Fey‏Verified account @globelamp Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sad but true. these actors will work with him until they get what they want and then denounce him....when they knew ALL along what he was accused of.

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      1. john‏ @YT_John_ Feb 10
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        pic.twitter.com/Z0BTon8tdH

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      1. Hank Lee Tremblay‏ @hank_tremblay Feb 10
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        Regrets are only created by ourselfs mostly !

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      1. The Prosecco Diaries‏ @Sairey_bearey Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol that people are just commenting that they used actor instead of actress. It's preferable for most female actors, and it's nothing to do with the joke, really.

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      1. MartyGranby‏ @MartyGranby Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another #Dreamers

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      1. RIP mac miller & lil peep‏ @saturationseven Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A1

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      1. puppygiraffe58‏ @puppygiraffe58 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahaahaha.

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      2. Erlend Johan‏ @ErlendAlv Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You could've picked a better target for this than the most vulnerable group in showbiz, but whatever

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      3. Jonathan Spencer‏ @KishagiAzuka Feb 11
        Replying to @ErlendAlv @TheOnion

        Who? Children?

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      1. Bo Hennessy‏ @BoHennessy1 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahaha..."Somewhere over the rainbow..."lol

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      1. Ravi‏ @ProgRAMmerRavi Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Replace woody allen with weinstein in the joke, and it would be even funnier (and more accurate!!)

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      1. Ravi‏ @ProgRAMmerRavi Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is just such an accurate representation of the hypocrisy filled industry that is Hollywood !!

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      1. Rain Shine‏ @RedTailspin Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People, it's the Onion. A news SATIRE organization. I'm sure they love Woody Allen. They're both in the business of making people laugh.

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      1. Woody Allen Mob Lynching‏ @AllenLynching Feb 11
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        @MosesFarrow - hidden by MeToo who NEED WA guilty - and abused by Mia Farrow is an adult now. Dylan said he's dead for her - nice! - but he's not and he tell that Mia coached Dylan to accuse Woody he has sexually abused her: https://twitter.com/MosesFarrow/status/954028350581956608 … #WoodyAllenpic.twitter.com/ky5snxfffF

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      1. Woody Allen Mob Lynching‏ @AllenLynching Feb 10
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        The misinformation, McCarthyism & hypocrisy around the Woody Allen case are shocking. yet MeToo risks losing credibility if co-opted like this. and if condemnation no longer needs substantiation we are all in troublehttps://www.theguardian.com/global/2018/feb/03/actors-condemn-woody-allen-hadley-freeman …

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      1. Dinesh Mahapatra‏ @DineshM90 Feb 10
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        WTF! Regret for what? Malice has seeped that deep...

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