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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 10

    Tearful Elon Musk Warns About Dangers Of AI After Having Heart Broken By Beautiful Robotrix https://trib.al/xoT1Duv pic.twitter.com/eyL9H7k1cg

    4:12 PM - 10 Feb 2018
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      2. Mike Pinola‏ @MikePinola Feb 10
        Replying to @nben22 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/wXRXGkntGj

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Kayleigh Rossetto‏ @KayleighRossett Feb 10
        Replying to @MikePinola @nben22 @TheOnion

        His nose looks like the @Tesla logo

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Bored‏ @youputz Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every time he wanted to have sex, she had to reboot

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      1. Ralph‏ @Frater_Ralph Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know that Robobitch!pic.twitter.com/w2OnxwFLPd

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      1. Tronword Furey‏ @Tronword Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Elon’s Robot: Why did you Program me.. to feel pain?

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      1. ce‏ @edgellc Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think she took @elonmusk 's roadster and took off for Mars...

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      1. Andy Marion‏ @concorde94304 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a robot himself tho

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      1. G. Willickers‏ @GWillicker8 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She said I was the only one who mattered. Then came the firmware update 🤧

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      1. New conversation
      2. Pia Ries-Kay‏ @Sidiaana Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure he's got a heart?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rob Anthony‏ @BoscoBoss Feb 10
        Replying to @Sidiaana @TheOnion

        Did you see the launch? Sent his car into space, Bowie soundtrack, dummy named Starman, quote from Life, the Universe, and Everything on dashboard. Yes, he has a heart.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. puppygiraffe58‏ @puppygiraffe58 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you mean amber heard, we all know she has no soul

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      1. Lavanya Reddy‏ @LavanyaBlr Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's ok, humans ain't that trust worthy either when it comes to relationships. Atleast we know AI is artificial

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      1. kevin ⚪‏ @kevinrogbone Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @trilbastard

        are u ok elon

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      2. PC.‏ @pcdopc_ Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @rickybennesby @rdgborges

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      3. Ricardo Bennesby‏ @rickybennesby Feb 10
        Replying to @pcdopc_ @TheOnion @rdgborges

        Wut??? Kkkkkkkkkk

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone knows robotrix are for robokids.

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      1. Milestone Commercial‏ @milestone_com Feb 10
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        There is a whiff of Dr. Evil about Elon Musk.pic.twitter.com/udZB6LGgbr

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      1. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and already to finish ... the result is that I am artificial ?

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      1.  😂 😂 😂‏ @Chargungles Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This has to do with that thots breaking young engineers hearts meme, right?

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