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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    Please, just make it stop.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/962042933737267201 …

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    Report: Make It Stop https://trib.al/CMXs3au  pic.twitter.com/1gwQA8WdEI
    9:15 PM - 9 Feb 2018
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    23 replies 1,679 retweets 8,024 likes
      1. Freddie Campion‏Verified account @FreddieCampion Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done everyone, you broke the Onion.

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      1. ♡♪!?‏Verified account @SkyWilliams Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @TBSkyen

        LOLLLL oh my GOD i love you

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      1. Jacob Cleaverson‏ @JacobDavison_ Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agreed.pic.twitter.com/G70xaEaPfq

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Katie McFearMe‏ @ilovenoodles2 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why does that kid in the top left look like a drugged out version of Newt from Cory in the House

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      2. Jose Bag of Donuts‏ @TheJoseCanUC Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What did the Apple HomePod do? Just curious

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Joel Burkard‏ @Joel_Burkard Feb 10
        Replying to @TheJoseCanUC @TheOnion

        a lot of people are slamming it for being a crappy alexa or google home

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jose Bag of Donuts‏ @TheJoseCanUC Feb 10
        Replying to @Joel_Burkard @TheOnion

        Ah ok. We have Echo Dots so I can understand not wanting to she'll $400

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Tronword Furey‏ @Tronword Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The tide pods need to be at the lower right, to signify one could effectively “end it all” by utilizing delicious Apple flavored pods.

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      1. Bill‏ @arbitrary_code Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not pictured: together, we really have the power to make it stop. Don't let the onion convince you otherwise.

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      1. Yordanos‏ @lilcatmilk Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait what’s wrong with HomePod ??pic.twitter.com/IPqohfW17l

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      1. Mark Oholendt‏ @888ljk Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it seems the onion has many layers...

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      1. Some Degenerate‏ @TReadABook Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who let their teenage culture critic tweet for The Onion?

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cry uncle

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      1. Matty‏ @expiredeggnog Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        are you ok Onion?

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      2. Diana Acuna‏ @dianaeacuna Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Our problems could be solved if Cheeto man would just swallow one

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      1. Dakota Timm‏ @dakota_timm Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What was that Sesame Street game and song?......one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong......? Tough choice, kids!

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