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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

      The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Freed'pic.twitter.com/QawqLw0M4K

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

      50 Shades Freed: A film that has revealed to our critic that he is dead and trapped in a cosmic hell of movie reviewing from which he cannot escape.pic.twitter.com/cPWFeLXfgt

      6:42 PM - 9 Feb 2018
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      • William Mueller Nascien Alex Brown Aditya Singh Jennifer 🖤spooky plant based god🖤 Ben Mariner Kleider Da Alligator Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson but a ghost now
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        2. Y'all Are Garbage and So Is Halloween‏ @noahremainsanon Feb 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          So I guess this means that this series is now over, and Pete Rosenthal will now be swallowed by oblivion.

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
        3. Nilla Napier‏ @NillaOfPojo Feb 9
          Replying to @noahremainsanon @TheOnion

          even in death, there is no escape.

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        1. Microsoft Koala.jpg‏ @JaydotDigital_ Feb 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          That tweet would have been a better movie

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        1. Vellchro‏ @vellchro Feb 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          he described the punishment like in a black mirror episode 😂😂

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        1. Nosmo King‏ @RevAndyKarlson Feb 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          So MST3K, but more theological than sci-fi.

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        1. Sonya‏ @morninwoody Feb 11
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Poor guy

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        1. Lalawethika Quanah‏ @NormalHorse Feb 9
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Wow! How did you get John Cleese?

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        1. GarbinGarbout 🇦🇺‏ @bluesjack42 Feb 12
          Replying to @TheOnion @noturbine

          Badly written crap book shame they even bothered to make a movie from it. Appeals to some I guess.

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        1. Imagine no Religion!‏ @jnestevez Feb 11
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I have cry laughing for an hour watching this review i bet my life that is better than the 3 movies

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        1. Aldo Fritz‏ @mraldofritz Feb 11
          Replying to @TheOnion

          reminded me of this -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQcfYIBBXnw …

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        1. Monica Barden‏ @MonsterBarden Feb 11
          Replying to @TheOnion

          50 shades was just schooled in acting and storyline by Rosenthal. Nice.

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        1. Joy Maine‏ @JMaine11 Feb 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I feel like I lost 5 mins I can’t get back 🤣

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        1. LOVE PEACE WORLD‏ @LOVEPEACEWORLDM Feb 10
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          pic.twitter.com/sg8JeghZoQ

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        1. abar4610gmailc1‏ @abar4610gmailc2 Feb 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Stupid

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        1. very (very) scary person‏ @b0nelessbanqu3t Feb 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          THE WORST POSSIBLE FATE

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        1. Dakota Timm‏ @dakota_timm Feb 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Has anyone checked in with Pete lately? My empathic karmic vibe receptor started tingling (not good) immediately after viewing this clip. Acting? More like a desperate call for help. Intervention anyone?

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        1. Brad Roberts‏ @TheBrad001 Feb 10
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Yeah...... Feels about right...... Film reviewer caught in purgatory as he reviews 50 Shades.......

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        1. K‏ @iceketball Feb 9
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          I need more.

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