Praise the starchmother for her generous gifts
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This is fucking haunting
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Eh, buns are like vermin. I'm more interested in the Cheddar Bay Biscuit population rebounding after Red Lobster nearly fished them to extinction. Good thing CITES caught it soon enough before none were left to create a stable population.
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People don’t even realize how much those biscuits do for the Cheddar Bay ecosystem!
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Right? Can you imagine the ecological catastrophe without the CBB grounding the whole ecosystem? They're an important keystone species for the Cheddar Bay. Red Lobster is very irresponsible driving the huge demand of the CBB, no matter how tasty they happen to be....
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Something about this makes me deeply uncomfortable.
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This is the shit I actually follow the Onion for. Mmmmm.
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Nature is beautiful.
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appropriately disturbing
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Strangely disgusting.
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Wonderful news!
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Honestly. Who thinks these things up?
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Oh good grief, I LOVE THIS SITE!!
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Finally some good news.
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...is this...is this where croutons come from?
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Do your part in controlling the bun population, have an extra bun at thanksgiving.
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