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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    Queen Bun Gives Birth To Thousands Of Tiny Rolls https://trib.al/yBTPiFa pic.twitter.com/juuFEhEycU

    3:09 PM - 9 Feb 2018
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    • Agile PLOW Trenade Brotherton 🔆🎃🍂 Garrett Harle Pierre-Simon Laplace BirdXSM Carter Smith™ somber lamb AJ Manus
    35 replies 245 retweets 1,428 likes
      1. NOX‏ @super_equinox Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Praise the starchmother for her generous gifts

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      1. Gestault‏ @inkjetpowered Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is fucking haunting

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      2. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eh, buns are like vermin. I'm more interested in the Cheddar Bay Biscuit population rebounding after Red Lobster nearly fished them to extinction. Good thing CITES caught it soon enough before none were left to create a stable population.

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      3. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey Feb 9
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        People don’t even realize how much those biscuits do for the Cheddar Bay ecosystem!

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      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Feb 9
        Replying to @bensassymassey @TheOnion

        Right? Can you imagine the ecological catastrophe without the CBB grounding the whole ecosystem? They're an important keystone species for the Cheddar Bay. Red Lobster is very irresponsible driving the huge demand of the CBB, no matter how tasty they happen to be....

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      1. Cobalt Sixty‏ @403Verboten Feb 9
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        Something about this makes me deeply uncomfortable.

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      1. LIVING DEAD BOI‏ @BoardGameBrawl Feb 9
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        This is the shit I actually follow the Onion for. Mmmmm.

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      1. Dan‏ @postironicdj Feb 9
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        Nature is beautiful.

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      1. James Rogue‏ @fablestudy Feb 9
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        appropriately disturbing

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      1. HowToNotRaiseALittleHitler‏ @HowHitler Feb 9
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        Strangely disgusting.

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      1. Elena Panova‏ @Xsathrie Feb 10
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        Wonderful news!

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      1. Helen e. Seja‏ @SejaHelen Feb 9
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        Honestly. Who thinks these things up?

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      1. Brendan L‏ @balittle03 Feb 9
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        Oh good grief, I LOVE THIS SITE!!

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      1. brady‏ @internetbrady Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally some good news.

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      1. Clifford Parkes‏ @ParkesClifford Feb 9
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        ...is this...is this where croutons come from?

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      1. XXXmanxxx‏ @samuraixman Feb 9
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        Do your part in controlling the bun population, have an extra bun at thanksgiving.

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