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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    U.S. Military Heightens Security After Another Group Of Precocious Children Sneaks Onto Base To Save Alien Friend https://trib.al/Var8OHS pic.twitter.com/PNfcImk2d3

    2:30 PM - 9 Feb 2018
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    34 replies 884 retweets 3,303 likes
      1. K. James‏ @MotownNewJersey Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is reminding me how overrated Stranger Things is all over again.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DavidKHarbour She's our friend and she's crazy.pic.twitter.com/QOfxFGR3vG

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      1. Rian Shaefer‏ @L0RDFuDGE Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The red baseball hat on the alien 💯💯💯

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      1. Horse McCallany  🇨🇦‏ @DENNISGRIMBLE Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good thing they brought bags of chips.

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      1. Joseph Castella‏ @A_Blank_Name Feb 9
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        Someone needs to be fired

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn, I wish I had thought of the "catering a party for the base commander" line when I was younger

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      1. Just a Queekie‏ @_CloverSmile Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Excuse me, don't call them "Alien", the term is "undocumented lifeform".

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      1. Harris WiIson‏ @harriswiIson Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DavidKHarbour what do you have to say for yourself

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      1. TrumpTroller‏ @ManbabyandChief Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Phone home.

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      1. Torben‏ @ToNas_5 Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @RWTema

        The fucking sniper team loool

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      1. Gnomestar‏ @GnomeOnlyZone Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good job rescuing a boi from area 51

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      1. Patriot Angel‏ @LynnO20140750 Feb 10
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        This looks like it out of a movie!!!

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      1. Chef Jared‏ @realChefJared Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJSnM

        Real news?

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      1. pencilpusher(sox)...‏ @pandaproduce Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only if the UFO had any slight idea that it happens to be their class assignment..tables might turn around-ProbingTime laddys..

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      1. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Again?? You had one job guys.

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      1. Balaam's Jackass‏ @BalaamsJackass Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @thejimjams

        General orders top down review of base security.

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      1. dragonsmark‏ @Dragons_Mark Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the government would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darned kids!

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wrote a letter to area 51 to see if I could get back in to my ship. Only thing that found its way back was my letter. Address not found

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 9
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Those kids should intern for the post office or swapped me for thier alien friend.

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