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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    ‘100% Of Teenagers Huge Fucking Assholes,’ Confirms Study By Sobbing, Red-Faced Scientists https://trib.al/mcnG5Cr pic.twitter.com/Wa399sFxKZ

    1:51 PM - 9 Feb 2018
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      2. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truth Bomb!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Thomas Turner‏ @tpt2191961 Feb 9
        Replying to @TonyBrunoShow @TheOnion

        Can't argue with science.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Erica M‏ @erica_mm Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Teenagers are literally the worst. I was one. I can back the findings of this study 100%

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Alexander‏ @low_postie Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        true though

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      2. askyourself2018‏ @askyourself2018 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Earned the badge,

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      3. askyourself2018‏ @askyourself2018 Feb 9
        Replying to @askyourself2018 @TheOnion

        The trauma keeps me from using the correct punctuation..

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sheila Nistor‏ @NistorSheila Feb 9
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        pic.twitter.com/CwuCz7ysPj

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I myself having a couple of teenagers and I can confirm there findings

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      2. Sam‏ @MyNameIsSam1776 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pamelaivys

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      3. mayа‏ @pamelaivys Feb 9
        Replying to @MyNameIsSam1776 @TheOnion

        did you write this article

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      4. Sam‏ @MyNameIsSam1776 Feb 9
        Replying to @pamelaivys @TheOnion

        ...yes

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      5. mayа‏ @pamelaivys Feb 9
        Replying to @MyNameIsSam1776 @TheOnion

        and u see why im mean to upic.twitter.com/ZbhMLYli9f

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. its rollin’ baby‏ @funny_layde Feb 9
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        I can confirm this is true.

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      1. Marvin Parada‏ @marvinprd Feb 9
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        I knew it!!

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      1. Comedy Numbers‏ @ComedyNumbers Feb 9
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        100

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Feb 9
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        Tide Pods, Ya'll.

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Feb 9
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        They didn’t need a scientist to know that.

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      2. bob kleinschmidt‏ @51RWR Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @TonyBrunoShow

        Only The Onion would write a story on scientist that make the claim "100% of teenagers are azzholes. These so called scientist [I doubt] studied 100% of teenagers. I know 2 that aren't. That would make them wrong

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      3. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Feb 9
        Replying to @51RWR @TheOnion

        you do realize the Onion makes stuff up Bob, don't you?

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      4. bob kleinschmidt‏ @51RWR Feb 9
        Replying to @TonyBrunoShow @TheOnion

        Tony, I know everything from The Onion is fiction. I was just acknowledging it as fact. The reason, because they never interviewed my two teenage grandchildren. I sure do miss you in Philly. I listened to you for years. You spoke from the heart & you were funny as he!!

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