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I'm so happy someone hates that Mac commercial as much as me. "What's a computer?" Me:pic.twitter.com/LALhKZotUa
you guys have really lost your satirical edge
It's only because reality has become stranger than fiction.
That's why I support @VoteGiantMeteor for 2020.
DiHydrogen Monoxide 2024: Cleanse the Earth!
"won't be water, the fire next time"
Another masterpiece of Journalism by @TheOnion , cannot breathe.
Cannot breathe? You thought this was so funny that you laughed so hard, it resulted in you struggling for breath? This was t h a t funny to you?
Yeah! How dare you find something funny, Robert! Where do people draw the line nowadays?
I realise my mistake. I am totally not laughing. I apologise to all involved.
Bob Ross would die all over again if he knew whats happened the last 2 years
he's probably painting happy little nuclear explosions right now
I dont even know what the fiberglass marshmallow is
ALEXA MAKE IT STOP
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