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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/BFT4PkOgKL

    8:55 AM - 9 Feb 2018
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    34 replies 808 retweets 2,519 likes
      1. ‏ @AmeriMexiSwede Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And a group of old white guys who can't start up is called congress.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Count D-Rickyula‏ @D_Ricky1 Feb 9
        Replying to @DCon90 @TheOnion @tomcat340

        I'm actually already having a startup, but I guess we can have a different one later.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. Count D-Rickyula‏ @D_Ricky1 Feb 9
        Replying to @DCon90 @TheOnion @tomcat340

        I have a fake ID that gets me into startups. I look 27 anyway, don't you think?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      6. Count D-Rickyula‏ @D_Ricky1 Feb 9
        Replying to @DCon90 @TheOnion @tomcat340

        Says the guy who's gonna get killed by Voldermort at the end.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Count D-Rickyula‏ @D_Ricky1 Feb 9
        Replying to @DCon90 @TheOnion @tomcat340

        pic.twitter.com/aBZHklZSsx

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      2. Shakaama‏ @Shakaama Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and the reason it's not a group of white women, is because they wait until it's totally successful THEN claim it was sexist to not have women friends from the beginning. that fact the women weren't there in class durin aerospace engineering is due she had the boys do her homeworkpic.twitter.com/aVhFKDMiKP

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      3. TheCatMurgatroyd‏ @CatMurgatroyd Feb 9
        Replying to @Shakaama @TheOnion

        Lol wtf Are you on any drugs or something? xD

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      2. ¢hef BoyarYEET‏ @adamarenas Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @john_barrett52 if there's anything ocean's 11 taught us it's that no group of 20 something year old men should ever be gathered unless they're up to no good

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Conner Leinbach‏ @ConnerLeinbach1 Feb 9
        Replying to @adamarenas @TheOnion @john_barrett52

        I want in on Arenas’ 11.

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      4. ¢hef BoyarYEET‏ @adamarenas Feb 9
        Replying to @ConnerLeinbach1 @TheOnion @john_barrett52

        Perfect. We needed a grease man

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Big Boy Shit‏ @realbigboyshit1 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah... white men... easiest target in the world. Kudos on your edgy, controversial attempt at comedy. 🙄

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      3. OTC Dynamics, Inc.‏ @otcdynamics Feb 9
        Replying to @realbigboyshit1 @TheOnion

        You must be part of a start up

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Alberto‏ @SIFEman Feb 9
        Replying to @otcdynamics @realbigboyshit1 @TheOnion

        Probably that perpetual virginity start up it would explain why his so bitter.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Big Boy Shit‏ @realbigboyshit1 Feb 9
        Replying to @SIFEman @otcdynamics @TheOnion

        It must be lazy slams day.

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      6. OTC Dynamics, Inc.‏ @otcdynamics Feb 9
        Replying to @realbigboyshit1 @SIFEman @TheOnion

        There's a good name for your startup: "lazy slams"

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Big Boy Shit‏ @realbigboyshit1 Feb 9
        Replying to @otcdynamics @SIFEman @TheOnion

        Lazy Slams? Your mother already took that name. Easy, and not very satisfying. Oh... like your mother

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. OTC Dynamics, Inc.‏ @otcdynamics Feb 9
        Replying to @realbigboyshit1 @SIFEman @TheOnion

        Since your feelings have been demonstrably hurt, we suggest you turn off the Internet for today.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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