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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

    Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders https://trib.al/fSfsC1g pic.twitter.com/wWWct1H9Wx

    6:20 AM - 9 Feb 2018
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    119 replies 1,898 retweets 6,219 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. gigi‏ @decadesofwonder Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        6 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. Lan  🌔‏ @LTask33 Feb 9
        Replying to @decadesofwonder @TheOnion

        Thanks for letting us know you’re opinion 👌

        3 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
      4. marc penny‏ @cramynnep Feb 9
        Replying to @LTask33 @decadesofwonder @TheOnion

        Your*

        3 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      5. Lan  🌔‏ @LTask33 Feb 9
        Replying to @cramynnep @decadesofwonder @TheOnion

        Damn, thanks. Worked all night and didn’t catch it. Prob gonna delete my comment bc it’s killing me lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Nathanielle Crawford‏ @NathanielleSean Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lazy kids. When I was their age, I walked ten miles in the snow to kill someone. And sometimes, I had to use the snow as the weapon.

        2 replies 4 retweets 83 likes
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      1. S P R A G G Z‏ @JustChaseTBH Feb 9
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      1. RichHomieScon‏ @mbcuda Feb 9
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        Before the outrage, you all need to know the most important rule of The Onion: Everybody can get it, no exceptions.

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      1. THE VOICE OF OPTIMUS PRIME‏ @liquidgrammar Feb 9
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        Below the belt..........but funny AF!!!!!

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @beenCrown Feb 9
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      1. Steve Eggleston‏ @NoRunnyEggs Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @deaninwaukesha

        It also delayed hundreds of carjackings in Milwaukee.

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      2. edgar bixler-ayala‏ @napoleon_solo Feb 9
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      2. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Depressingly right on.

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      1. matt foley‏ @mattfoley9s61 Feb 9
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        As jaded and coy as I am... this is messed up.

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      1. Todd from Hop On Pop‏ @HopOnPopMusic Feb 9
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        I get it. But, damn, I still love this city.

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