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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

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    "Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to spread the message of a white ethnostate, but I just can’t do any more phone interviews with Chris Hayes or Jake Tapper while I’m driving my kids to school. It’s draining."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/961627604896964608 …

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    White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News Outlets https://trib.al/VGAkfNE  pic.twitter.com/XTaGNKzFW2
    4:57 PM - 8 Feb 2018
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    52 replies 1,134 retweets 4,160 likes
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      2. Don't Boo, Vote‏ @nastyw0manca Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just really wish I could read about the struggle of the white working class somewhere...anywhere...

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Debunking Atheists  🇺🇸‏ @DebunkAtheists Feb 8
        Replying to @nastyw0manca @TheOnion

        Try homeschooling 5 champions on one income. The struggle is real. Public Schools, and universities have been raising your kids to be #Antifa for decades, to the point of where we are at today with the FBI and DOJ as leaders". http://Bit.ly/Manup  for everyone's sake.pic.twitter.com/HDFLxA6zAJ

        4 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
      4. Debunking Atheists  🇺🇸‏ @DebunkAtheists Feb 8
        Replying to @DebunkAtheists @nastyw0manca @TheOnion

        "Leaders" ( was supposed to be sarcastic) I should have just said pathetic evil losers, to be clear

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Late Registration‏ @MJ_PR Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Late Registration Retweeted Shaun King

        https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/960997522578710528 …

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        Shaun KingVerified account @shaunking
        Dear @UNLincoln, You are aware that Dan Kleve, one of your students, is a violent white supremacist. In this video he openly says he wants more violence and is waiting for the right opportunity to strike. Your students want to know why you are so strongly protecting him. pic.twitter.com/JmnQWQCDpP
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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black Supremacists...pic.twitter.com/h0tXArJ11Y

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      1. Peace4all‏ @Peace4all17 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @kcdubz

        Thank you for this ..I'm sure they won't get it but it helps me keep a little bit of sanity

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      1. Cathy Davidson‏Verified account @CathyNDavidson Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant. I'm just as tired of reading these interviews . . .

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      1. Others Only Got 1/1024th Over Macho Grande‏ @smitty_one_each Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        I'm not saying that the whole white supremacy thing is like the media trying to make an aircraft carrier out of the SS Minnow...

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      1. John Norcali‏ @JohnNorcali Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With all the rabid attention and power denotation from the masses, I'm amazed the white supremacists have time for anything anymore!

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      1. David Leto‏ @DavidLeto6 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        Fucking hilarious

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      1. Papaschase‏ @patriciaannmcd2 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have another cheeseburger.

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      2. Rudager Jones‏ @JRudager Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @MalcolmNance

        It looks like the onion has finally been able to reinvent themselves in this era where real life is more absurd than all previous onion post. As an avid news and political follower, I thought on numerous occasions that Trumps real posts were done by a parody account.

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      2. Anthony Hernandez‏ @trinisteeler Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are they accepting any brothers in their ethnostate?

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      1. @d0u6‏ @DougDueck Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        ...oh the "irony"!... Wait, does that work? 😬

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm calling bullshit. You neither have kids, nor have been requested to interview with any of these people. #soccermomwithgrandiosedreams

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      1. The Poor Republican  🤔‏ @DPoorRepublican Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnCoulter

        🐴💩

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      1. Salah. Sommakia.‏ @Sal_Sommakia Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only acceptable Cletus Safari is that written by the onion @gin_and_tacos

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