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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    Female Barista Getting A Lot Better At Avoiding Touching Male Patrons’ Hands When They Pay https://trib.al/EqEPxlc pic.twitter.com/sYK90jApRr

    2:36 PM - 8 Feb 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 9

        "I have a little move where I drop their change from four or five inches above their outstretched hand instead of placing it directly into their palm." https://trib.al/QmobplQ pic.twitter.com/MQO5RRefXR

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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I try not to touch anyone's hands when I pay. If the bill is $4.07, I just hurl all the coins across the room.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You think I care about the coffee? I just want to touch people, it makes me feel less... dead inside.

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      1. Afonso de Albuquerque‏ @TM_Sarakham Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll never forget the check-out counters in Europe - the cashier had a comfortable ergonomic seat, and the change came out a little metal spillway. No touching, no incessant standing

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Customer counters with handing one coin at a time technique.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why you use the two hand technique. One to trap the wrist and the other to rub the money around her palm sensually.

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      1. William Pylypow‏ @WillPylypow Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy frappe it's about time.

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      1. David‏ @daddy4ny1 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She makes 8 an hour and thinks she's better than us ? What a ..

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      1. Your local sadboi‏ @ArianFsss Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Am I the only one who consciously try to avoid touching other people's hands when you give them something/they give you something?

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      2. Brian Ghoullagher‏ @bgall1310 Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/juQNkmWHcP

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      2. Jake Kipp‏ @jake_kipp Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kelnicpar

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      3. kelly nicole parker‏ @kelnicpar Feb 8
        Replying to @jake_kipp @TheOnion

        they wrote this abt me

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 8
        Replying to @SlythaRen @CrankySlytherin @TheOnion

        She looks like Rey from #StarWars

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      1. Steve Peters‏ @petesfg Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you need the customer-centric, NYC version..."I use credit so i avoid touching sniffling Hipster Hands..."

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      1. M.Salami‏ @radicalapical Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my god.

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      1. Andy Dempsey‏ @JohnboySexy Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ☠️☠️☠️DEAD☠️☠️☠️

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      2. Johanna‏ @Not_That_One_ Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire.....

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