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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    Hershey’s Unveils Some New Chocolate Bullshit For You To Cram Into Your Fat Maw https://trib.al/4csnfP9 pic.twitter.com/rf0J1FWz6K

    1:02 PM - 8 Feb 2018
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    • Chris Bradley Mrs. Bart Fargo Kristin Allison Marvel's Spider-Dan Rex🎃Spookhouse Bee The Plush King Elias Barry BioCoffean
    35 replies 720 retweets 3,059 likes
      1. ✭Eddie✭‏ @09DoP23 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/B7RBWUww0X

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      1. A Dissident is Here‏ @Pulpiteer Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn you hersheys damn you to hell

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      1. Scraps‏ @J_hnGrady Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My maw is watering just looking at that picture . . .

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      1. Eric Bylenok‏ @Kev_Emo Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks delicious! When does it hit shelves??

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      2. friendly neighborhood catbro‏ @catbro69 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @Lovestained555

        put it in me

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      3. Victoria Violence‏ @Lovestained555 Feb 8
        Replying to @catbro69 @catpenis @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tjHKXIbsIX

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      1. spookyleen‏ @neellocstitt Feb 8
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        @dwizkid17 this reminds me of mow

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      2. Robert Capewell‏ @MrRobCapewell Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just read that whole article. Aaah man that was something special 😭

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tim Evison‏ @tim_thereverend Feb 8
        Replying to @MrRobCapewell @TheOnion

        Agree entirely. Damn near hyperventilated.

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      2. Mary Ann Kushner‏ @MaryAnnKushner Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t judge me

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      3. Femi Fadeyi‏ @fadeyifemi Feb 8
        Replying to @MaryAnnKushner @TheOnion

        We would never think of judging you! You are such a good boy!! Yes you are.. yes you are! Such a good boy!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Emma Farnsworth‏ @EmmaCFarnsworth Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @MatthewPCrowley

        At least it's gender-neutral

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 8
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        I saw that in a pool many years ago.. A guy named Carl Spackler ate it....

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      1. Madeleineelster‏ @availablefergus Feb 8
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        Hahahaha.

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      1. Creepy  👻 Jeepy‏ @ScareQuotePro Feb 8
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        With only the faintest whiff of vomit.

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked Feb 8
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        Engineered to be irresistible

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      1. IM The Whole Man‏ @IMthewholeman Feb 8
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      2. Sir Gammon Vans  👞 👌Your mum is a horror vacui, TBF.‏ @tim12s Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chocolate Tide Pods? Oh, say it isn't so...

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