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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    Woman Speaks For Record-Breaking 8 Hours Without Being Interrupted By Man https://trib.al/L4h4sXX pic.twitter.com/9OWTjzBnc9

    10:35 AM - 8 Feb 2018
    • 4,532 Retweets
    • 16,581 Likes
    • SunnyinSeattle Robert Morgan Owlish Mr. Pict🧛‍♂️res👻 Nitant Patel meidaniarya David Sledge Deborah M. Budd jeff loki
    204 replies 4,532 retweets 16,581 likes
      1. lynn boyden‏ @lrb23 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        AGAIN @TheOnion is just straight up reporting the news.

        0 replies 3 retweets 145 likes
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      2. The Dude‏ @iDudeness Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire used to be more challenging. #MakeSatireGreatAgain

        1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
      3. Angery Bloke‏ @AngeryBloke Feb 8
        Replying to @iDudeness @TheOnion

        It still is!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. The Dude‏ @iDudeness Feb 9
        Replying to @AngeryBloke @TheOnion

        Nope. These days it's just a matter of picking up a newspaper, cocking the lens a bit... and blammo! #InstaSatire

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Erica Friedman Writes About Yuri Manga on Okazu‏ @OkazuYuri Feb 9
        Replying to @iDudeness @AngeryBloke @TheOnion

        Dude. That is what "satire" is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. William Lawrence‏ @wlawrence71 Feb 9
        Replying to @OkazuYuri @iDudeness and

        I have a feeling this whole exchange is satire :P

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      7. Erica Friedman Writes About Yuri Manga on Okazu‏ @OkazuYuri Feb 9
        Replying to @wlawrence71 @iDudeness and

        Yes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Chris P. Bacon 🥓‏ @CPBacon4CO Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/xpIx9qRaZE

        8 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
      3. Gestault‏ @inkjetpowered Feb 8
        Replying to @CPBacon4CO @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/BlWx9hwQ5H

        3 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      4. Chris P. Bacon 🥓‏ @CPBacon4CO Feb 8
        Replying to @inkjetpowered @TheOnion

        LOL....that's so cutepic.twitter.com/UO10heQ7Al

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Leda  🎪 All Clowns are Meat Clowns‏ @MeAndNoArmy Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Speech is followed immediately by man saying, "Well, actually..."

        0 replies 2 retweets 56 likes
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      2. The Devil's Capybara‏ @gypsy_vixy Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Feb 8
        Replying to @gypsy_vixy @TheOnion

        There were no men present.

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
      4. The Devil's Capybara‏ @gypsy_vixy Feb 8
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Bahahaa!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There were no men present.

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Keith  🎃 🎃 🎃 Burton‏ @bbeekk321 Feb 8
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Lol. Just democrats.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jessica M. Currall‏ @JMCurrall Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, TheOnion. Thank you, truly, for bringing me laughter even on the bleakest days.

        0 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      1. Fat Ⓥegan Commie‏ @FatVeganCommie Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, the crybabies in the replies

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Terminus Est‏ @5150sdh Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God, she straight up looks like a corpse in that pic

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Tim‏ @gseagle08 Feb 8
        Replying to @5150sdh @TheOnion

        you misspelled "All the time".

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. alex‏ @lxmbrs Feb 8
        Replying to @gseagle08 @5150sdh @TheOnion

        She's 77.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Terminus Est‏ @5150sdh Feb 8
        Replying to @lxmbrs @gseagle08 @TheOnion

        So is my grandma and she doesn’t look like you pumped air into a fucking cadaver

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation

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