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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    Rob Porter Apologizes For Falsifying Number Of Wives He Beat On White House Resume https://trib.al/ydJgIQo pic.twitter.com/aCytwXEkhO

    9:21 AM - 8 Feb 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Nathaniel Rogers‏ @TheLaymansGrit Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet there are kids that see this happening and women finding courage; that feel the subject isn't funny, hushing w/ jests is what is being done! Minimizing beating women? Stop and think about it! Wife beating became laughable! Because of political reasons. NOT FUNNY EVERYONE!

        2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Dean Henchman‏ @sconsyHammer Feb 8
        Replying to @TheLaymansGrit @TheOnion

        The Onion isn't making fun of the action, they are actually pointing out the heinous act of knowing this guy was accused of beating his wife but the White House hired him anyway.

        2 replies 1 retweet 61 likes
      4. Nathaniel Rogers‏ @TheLaymansGrit Feb 8
        Replying to @sconsyHammer @TheOnion

        Thank you! It's absolutely wrong! Glad people don't find this humor filled at all! Thank You!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Dracosfire7‏ @Dracosfire7 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheLaymansGrit @sconsyHammer @TheOnion

        He's saying he understands the joke, and that you don't.

        2 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
      6. Darren Rufford‏ @DarrenRufford Feb 8
        Replying to @Dracosfire7 @TheLaymansGrit and

        His heart is the right place but yeh, satire is not for him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Nathaniel Rogers‏ @TheLaymansGrit Feb 8
        Replying to @DarrenRufford @Dracosfire7 and

        I get satires. I think anyone who has a history of abuse should have not been allowed into the White House. I am genuinely unable to find humor in this at all. Correct This one is not for me. Thank you for being polite. I am too simple, and okay with that. & don't own a red hat.

        4 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Dean Henchman‏ @sconsyHammer Feb 8
        Replying to @TheLaymansGrit @DarrenRufford and

        I own red hats, but they are St. Louis Cardinals hats. And Hamms Beer hat.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Nathaniel Rogers‏ @TheLaymansGrit Feb 8
        Replying to @sconsyHammer @DarrenRufford and

        😀👍 Small World my old neighbor was cousins with Matt Holliday.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Joe Cesare‏ @OneSixtyToOne Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In other news,"wife beater" shirts will now be called "Rob Porters"pic.twitter.com/x3tHvthzPk

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      1. Aaron Tucker‏ @GotYips Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm sure he just misunderstood the question on @WhiteHouse application. 1) "Have you ever beat your wife? (Yes/No) 1a) If yes, please circle if the number is Over/Under 2.

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      2. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just ask John "Women Are Sacred" Kelly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Georgia Fogel‏ @Jorgita Feb 8
        Replying to @FreestyleWild @TheOnion

        John "too lazy to get off the couch to fire this guy" Kelly?

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattNegrin

        It is an honest mistake sir ,, could of happened to anyone !!

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      1. Jason  ❌ Wiese - Occidentally on Purpose‏ @jasonwiese55 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on. Everyone embellishes a little on their resume.

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      2. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Porter, the wife-beater whose job was handing documents to Trump, the wife-raper. Quite the wholesome regime in the White House...

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      4. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx Feb 8
        Replying to @NocabRevol @TheOnion

        I'm glad you asked. From his then wife Ivanka and divorce deposition. Here is an article about it;https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women/amp …

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Pat Riot‏ @NocabRevol Feb 8
        Replying to @liebemarx @TheOnion

        as it stands now it is lacking proof other then this guys book ans assertion its real so it's hearsay from '93 and Ivana currently supports DJT and has made no statements supporting this???? So WTF IS YOUR POINT SCRUB

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx Feb 8
        Replying to @NocabRevol @TheOnion

        Are you saying she lied in her divorce deposition? If so, then why did Donald refute this?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Pat Riot‏ @NocabRevol Feb 8
        Replying to @liebemarx @TheOnion

        Has there been any criminal charges brought up? And yes it is possible she lied to get a more favorable settlement it was in '93 women were professional divorce extortion artist then in a big way..how do i know? B/C i was divorced in '94 were you even alive?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Barry Liebemarx‏ @liebemarx Feb 8
        Replying to @NocabRevol @TheOnion

        That's exactly what I am asking you. If she said this in a legal document and Donald didn't dispute it or counter with legal counsel, then it stands to reason that it's the truth. And I sure was alive in 94, but thanks for asking.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Pat Riot‏ @NocabRevol Feb 8
        Replying to @liebemarx @TheOnion

        has he been formally charged with rape? has he been convicted? it stands as accusation nothing more..not like he was in the oval office sticking cigars in an interns vagina huh man

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      10. End of conversation

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