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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam https://trib.al/tBVSWI1 pic.twitter.com/4uYUuH7lt5

    8:34 AM - 8 Feb 2018
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      1. Robert‏ @RSchoen1701 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's called the 'American Dream', because you have to be asleep to believe it.https://youtu.be/rsL6mKxtOlQ 

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      1. Marie Doucette‏ @MarieDoucette Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        suspect—the streets are paved with gold, everybody gets 1) a job 2) a house 3) a car. Truth—massive debt and economic servitude.

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      1. Spread It  🌈‏ @putinsmypapi Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s very funny but not far from the truth.

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The scam is targeted at the native population, as immigrants have been finding the legit deal. Must be the language barrier.

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      1. Doug Marcum‏ @doug_marcum Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I fell a similar scam, when I paid a guy I thought was Dusty Rhoades to sign a picture.

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      1. Frankenstein's Monster‏ @fastjohnny Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @maxjrosenthal

        Too real

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      1. REALJayMo‏ @jmo34667 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is too real these days.

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      1. Mhc‏ @mhcandrmt Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not fake news.

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      2. StumpyGryphon‏ @harrisons13 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The American Dream seems like a nightmare to us people from the rest of the world

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      3.  🐢Fordsho Joe  🐻‏ @JoeDi3rte Feb 8
        Replying to @harrisons13 @TheOnion

        Except the people coming here illegally to flee from their own country right

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      1. Blue Ridge Springs‏ @blueridgespring Feb 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @cook_robert_l

        The real scam going on in America is our Fake Government which keeps the masses at bay with a fake Constitution and divisive politics focusing masses on each other and not the criminal enterprise enslaving them all for money! http://brsinv.com pic.twitter.com/rqkklSQYhK

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      1. ouga chaka‏ @amaka_chao Feb 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ☕️

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      1. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I fell for it 45 years ago when I got my first well-paying job. Now that I'm in the Twilight of the nightmare the dream I was sold becam, I'm looking for warm bridge abuttments to die under. Don't be Fooled Again.

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      1. history student‏ @StudyOurPast Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real #AmericanExceptionalism

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The biggest scam of them all Still waiting for my slice of pie

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      1. October's Finest!‏ @Bighempin Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This ain't new to black folks!

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      1. slobeck‏ @Sl0beck Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        White people make jokes.

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