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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    White Supremacist Tired After Long Day Of Interviews With Mainstream News Outlets https://trib.al/VGAkfNE pic.twitter.com/XTaGNKzFW2

    7:47 AM - 8 Feb 2018
    • 5,124 Retweets
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    • Carlos Daniel 💭 🌹 🚀 Scene & Heard Wigwam Jones Bravs clingmusic 🎵🎵 Victor Rivera 🇵🇷👻🎃👹 Jean Spleen Philip Chad
    162 replies 5,124 retweets 16,325 likes
      1. Irregular View‏ @irregular_view Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "If I get one more call from the New York Times..."

        0 replies 4 retweets 244 likes
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      2. Chihuahua Books™‏ @Pablo_Chihuahua Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I'm sorry, guys, but there's no satire you can produce that won't be matched by the nutjobs --if it isn't already.

        2 replies 2 retweets 73 likes
      3. Marie Ramsey‏ @Scairp114 Feb 8
        Replying to @Pablo_Chihuahua @TheOnion @benshapiro

        This administration is like a Fellini film has become reality, and no satire can EVER match it in absurdity

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Lanie T‏ @makewaves_2018 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @epicciuto

        *cough* @nytimes *cough*

        0 replies 3 retweets 67 likes
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      2. Jen Greeneyes‏ @greeneyes_jen Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂@nytimespic.twitter.com/uaXe61fjyk

        1 reply 1 retweet 161 likes
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      2. Vivienne Gucwa‏Verified account @travelinglens Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When The Onion reports on reality because reality has eclipsed satire at this point.

        1 reply 5 retweets 63 likes
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      2. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's so tired, he can nazi straight.

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
      3.  💀Auntie Skeleton 💀‏ @TheTHBandit Feb 8
        Replying to @tommitom24 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dcbrCLvBdc

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Amnah آمنة‏ @amnahalheet Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t even satire anymore.

        1 reply 0 retweets 60 likes
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      1. Pseudonym Foster‏ @angry_bucket Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In which he complains about having no freedom of speech

        0 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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      1. Jeremy Wilcox‏ @jwilcox79 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @nytimes

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      1. Cristaly Chronicles‏ @Nintendette Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nytimes

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      1. Michael BOOOOlter‏ @mbalter Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion @PGourevitch

        LOL! But ain't it the truth.

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      2. twist‏ @pvdork Feb 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fenrir_71 @habeshagardener @accidntlmystic @CLC1905 Can we think of a mainstream media newspaper that this might be directed towards? @owillis can help explain why @nytimes (esp opinion section) qualifies. Thank you Mr Willis.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. fen‏ @fenrir_71 Feb 11
        Replying to @pvdork @TheOnion and

        Maybe @nytimes is still trying to grab sales from the Nazi demographic?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      5. fen‏ @fenrir_71 Feb 11
        Replying to @accidntlmystic @pvdork and

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