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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 8

    McDonald's French Fries May Contain Cure For Baldness https://trib.al/kh9ahjN  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/g3ZbmAL44N

    7:00 AM - 8 Feb 2018
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    • Trenade Brotherton 🔆🎃🍂 Jeff Shern Joey Parks+A Ghost remi Leacia 🇺🇸🐾🐝📚🌳 🅱️umpkin fatality #FreeLeonardPeltier #FreeRedFawn Beau Becraft
    20 replies 96 retweets 547 likes
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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I found that if you take the longer fries and staple them to your bald spots they cover more. Use curly fries for the jerry curls look.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 8
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        Crinkle cut fries for an 80's throwback.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 8
        Replying to @tommitom24 @TheOnion

        Im wigging out here said fry guy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Son of Dan‏ @tahoeace Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Early death is now considered a cure?

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      1. Katie Spring‏ @KSpring86 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well they must not be working for @realDonaldTrump 🤣

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      1.  🍁 Iceman  🍁‏ @IceMan208473555 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... And diabetes, cholesterol, obesity ingredients #fatty

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      1. CourtJester@10JP‏ @Deekay1996K Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What oil do they use to fry?😗 SnakeOil!😊

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      1. ℒindsay‏ @lindsaysaidwhat Feb 8
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        @wlodarczykss

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      1. Birger E‏ @Tkontoret Feb 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jag visste det!!!

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      1. Peter Lemme‏ @Satcom_Guru Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        what will Dick’s Drive In french fries cure?pic.twitter.com/0NQgrahxI6

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      1. Mama T 66‏ @MamaTGar66 Feb 8
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        Hasn’t worked for @realDonaldTrump yet.....

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      1. Kate Sweeney‏ @tweens63 Feb 8
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        Hmmm....pic.twitter.com/cEWwDDk9o7

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      1. Max Newman‏ @BigMaxN Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do you eat them, or do you rub them on the affected area?

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The fries go where?

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      1. JLK Greystone‏ @JLKGreystone Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find rubbing it on my bald spot great a nice soft fluffy green layer of hair after a couple weeks. I should have a full head of hair and be all ready for Saint Patrick's Day. I hope the color stays.

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      1. Kris Tanner‏ @KrisTanner15 Feb 8
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        One less medication trump has to take

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