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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 7

    Trump Tells Pentagon To Plan 'Military Parade' https://trib.al/zEs367m  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/wlZke9sOCH

    3:39 PM - 7 Feb 2018
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    • Howard Elton Roger Wild Jeff Shern Joey Fratelli remi Bob Canel Ann-Kristin Åklint Leacia 🇺🇸🐾🐝📚🌳 Reverend Pence
    31 replies 465 retweets 1,752 likes
      1. blank‏ @sarahiscynical Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/OJLsZD591U

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      2. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And he wears the medals he received for heroics in battles.

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      3. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Feb 7
        Replying to @jomeara555 @TheOnion

        YES! He is going to wear tens and tens of medals he received for heroism in Battle Of The Bulge.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Jeff O'Meara‏ @jomeara555 Feb 7
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        And the bulge continues.

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      2. maz‏ @mazzei48 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The president who was BORN HERE.

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      3. Skruffy‏ @BigBadCharn Feb 7
        Replying to @mazzei48 @TheOnion

        Can't prove it

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      1. Patti Smith‏ @PattiSm79848754 Feb 7
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        Waste of money that could be used on our veterans

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      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Feb 7
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        PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MAN IN THE MIRROR For a checklist of NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER view @ http://bit.ly/1GHcrXW pic.twitter.com/ZBsdm2JskK

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      1. GET-GreenTech‏ @getgreentech Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #CrackedmeUp @realDonaldTrump has supposedly invited all the servicemen he served with to stand with him and get saluted too, like Hit.., Sad... Kim.. uh.. The FRENCH! #HehHehHeh

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      1. DJ Burn‏ @DJBurn77 Feb 7
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        DJ Burn Retweeted DJ Burn

        https://twitter.com/DJBurn77/status/961364958217781248 …

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        DJ Burn @DJBurn77
        Democracy is what keeping America as a superpower, now you know why Russia attacked the 2016 election and your president is not doing anything to stop them... think about that for a second. #Russialeaks #Russiasteals pic.twitter.com/gRBOSj04fm
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      1. Barbara Revis‏ @barbrevis1955 Feb 8
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        Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. The Bean‏ @beanspohr Feb 8
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        We don’t need to show our strength we need to show our Class and trump doesn’t know what that is

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      1. Parisianmusic‏ @loganblvd Feb 8
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        Pentagon has no record of how $800.000 is missing they want to give them more money!!! Lol

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Feb 8
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        I'm assuming the same war buddies of obama?

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      1. norway‏ @hatepassword Feb 7
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        So Ms. Stiles, did you serve? If you weren't in the military, then shut up.

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      1. Nadeen S‏ @whiskyd Feb 7
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        awesome ..choked on my coffee but awesome

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parade cost? I rather they just give each of us a military vehicle of our choice. Spend the money building new ones in their war on taxes.

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