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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 7

    Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Debating Between Hawaiian Luau- Or ‘X-Files’-Themed Wedding https://trib.al/0fOycTw pic.twitter.com/nwmeyNlMWv

    10:31 AM - 7 Feb 2018
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      2. Rebecca Welch‏ @RebeccaLWelch Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well if they have an X-Files one they won't be able to have sex for 7 years

        3 replies 6 retweets 68 likes
      3. Tiffaиy‏ @MuIderltsMe Feb 7
        Replying to @RebeccaLWelch @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/QonAsQsERl

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. o.o‏ @LanoomAES Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lilo & stitch-theme, best of both worlds

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X-Files would be funny, when the male is the ginger.

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      1. Idalia's Concept 🇺🇸‏ @idalia_Concept Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go for #TheXfiles wedding!

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      1. Erik Otterberg‏ @ErikOtterberg Feb 7
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        He would have to be Scully, right?

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      1.  👑 HRHPrincessTiffany  👑‏ @TiffanyHrh Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would take a REAL Hawaiian luau 👑 HRH PRINCESS TIFFANY

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      1. Christina Cooper 👽 🍕‏ @CooperChristina Feb 7
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        @NatStratNat @megnutmeg

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      1. Dorisz 🍀 🇭🇺‏ @Katys_Roulette Feb 7
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        pic.twitter.com/5cLVsGvo8n

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      1. Dominique C.‏ @dominique1203 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Themed wedding haha how about never! We waited 25 years for a sex scene at this rate we will get a ceremony in another half of century!!!

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      1. mariete‏ @mayte3x Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion @mctina29x

        Megan is a smart girl,

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      1. Glenn Hendricks‏ @HendricksGlenn Feb 7
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        @MitchPileggi1 I'd go X Files myself

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      1. Chuck Monan aka The Pigskin Preacher‏ @monan_chuck Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When Quentin Tarantino makes the movie about this, he should cast @joebsummitt in the lead. #PrinceHarry #MeaganMarkle #royalwedding

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      1. Donald Fann‏ @Donalds_Fann Feb 7
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        If they get Mr. Bean involved, everything will be splendid !!!

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      1. ben‏ @colossusatbest Feb 7
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        @Caaayrolll

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      1. AW‏ @AndrewWeeraratn Feb 7
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        They are wondering what theme will keep President Trump away from the wedding

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      1. Aude White‏ @audevwhite Feb 7
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        @bijanstephen same

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      1. iva69s‏ @ivana69s Feb 7
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        they will have to arrange with @davidduchovny and his band

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