We're at a point where The Onion no longer feels like satire
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We've been there for more than a year already
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I thought this was supposed to be satire, not reality
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It gets deeper?
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Tweet Tweet! In this modern era, the Onion may be closer to the truth about Donald Trump than ANYONE else...
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@TheOnion I thought all of you reporting was humor, that is dead on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, it worked for Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler... So why not the Donald?
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Let him wear a five star general's uniform and feel like Anwar Sadat in a military parade.
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And not for the first time. Hope this absurd ostentation fails.
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https://www.gofundme.com/klaus-medical-fund … Please try to help all you can, it would mean the world <3
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Invoking the
#GoldToiletDoctrine... the Pentagon responds that the only place vice-president Trump’s parade can be done is in Puerto Rico!#PresidentKelly will lead the parade holding the token lightbulb.pic.twitter.com/JIehSBbdYI
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Trump watches fearfully as the FBI marches up to the white house
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Really you better stick to the tops of hamburgers totally onion b*******
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Trump dumbfounded, what a coincidence, that's how we found him.
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Want's to be supreme ruler
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