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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 7

    From The Archives: Watching Thousands March In His Honor Unlocks Deeper, Darker Corner Of Trump’s Psyche https://trib.al/047Nf4t pic.twitter.com/LBeTJt71HW

    8:24 AM - 7 Feb 2018
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      2. Austin Kelly‏ @austinkelly70 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We're at a point where The Onion no longer feels like satire

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      3. DiamondandSulk‏ @HarryTokus Feb 7
        Replying to @austinkelly70 @TheOnion

        We've been there for more than a year already

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. spooky skele man‏ @lunaticsorcerer Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was supposed to be satire, not reality

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      1. Zvláštní‏ @loadingbeta Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It gets deeper?

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      1. DJ Burn‏ @DJBurn77 Feb 7
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        DJ Burn Retweeted DJ Burn

        https://twitter.com/DJBurn77/status/961263222736150528 …

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        DJ Burn @DJBurn77
        President Trump love the military so much that he asked for a doctor's note to avoid Vietnam #militaryparade
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      1. Michael R Rivers‏ @Mike_Rivers_2kx Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tweet Tweet! In this modern era, the Onion may be closer to the truth about Donald Trump than ANYONE else...

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      1. Mick‏ @xosred Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mick Retweeted Brian Krassenstein

        https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/961263522540871680?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E0 …

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        Trump's hair literally came unglued... WTF!?! pic.twitter.com/gvIgO0KCMt
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      1. George Mulder‏ @MoonDawgzTwit Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I thought all of you reporting was humor, that is dead on.

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      1. HelloMcFly‏ @McFlyGuy9 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it worked for Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler... So why not the Donald?

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      1. Hamilton Egejuru‏ @EgejuruHamilton Feb 7
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        Let him wear a five star general's uniform and feel like Anwar Sadat in a military parade.

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      1. Jim Owen‏ @studenthumanjim Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And not for the first time. Hope this absurd ostentation fails.

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      1. Roo‏ @spicyroo Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.gofundme.com/klaus-medical-fund … Please try to help all you can, it would mean the world <3

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      2. Putin's Clown Prince‏ @putinsclown Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Invoking the #GoldToiletDoctrine... the Pentagon responds that the only place vice-president Trump’s parade can be done is in Puerto Rico! #PresidentKelly will lead the parade holding the token lightbulb.pic.twitter.com/JIehSBbdYI

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      1. vote them out‏ @dav50web Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump watches fearfully as the FBI marches up to the white house

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      1. ( spud wrench )‏ @690_9660 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really you better stick to the tops of hamburgers totally onion b*******

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      1. Herpules‏ @smeltonfelter Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump dumbfounded, what a coincidence, that's how we found him.

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 7
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        Want's to be supreme ruler

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