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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

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    “Sadly, we must report that 315 adult dogs and 85 puppies made the ultimate sacrifice today.”https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/960982974517956608 …

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    SpaceX Reveals All 400 Dogs On Falcon Rocket Failed To Survive Trip https://trib.al/awBWWB5  pic.twitter.com/C4PxCxH2K6
    9:12 PM - 6 Feb 2018
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      1. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. jeff‏ @mrdinkler Feb 6
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      1. Cate‏ @CateCosburn Feb 6
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      2. Sgt. Comstein‏ @KittenCatPlays Feb 6
        Replying to @FgialoneV @TheOnion

        You bit the onion!

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought Elon was crazy when he told me that he would be using dogs as solid fuel instead of traditional liquid fuel. Turns out it worked.

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      1. Adam Markajani ✏️‏ @ADAMATION Feb 6
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        This shouldn’t be as funny as it is

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      1. Erick  🇺🇸‏ @Erick_TheRed Feb 6
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      2. US Patriot‏ @arrived1630 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope, not funny, you went too far in bad taste...and you know it Onion.

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      3.  🐝 Bruce Vain  🐝‏ @JackHorror976 Feb 6
        Replying to @arrived1630 @TheOnion

        Those poor, fake dogs that didn't actually exist :(

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sources report that unless someone looks inside the rocket the lone cat on board is currently both dead and alive.

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      1. Leif‏ @LeifSVanAken Feb 6
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        It really makes you wonder how the one cat survived

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      1. Neverending gasms of pain‏ @KeeroNoctis Feb 6
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        Elon Musk: "I'm really going to miss my car but hopefully my alien home world will enjoy it" - Musk, when asked about the canines

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      1. Nathan For Your Thoughts‏ @TheNathanB Feb 6
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        With that many hot dogs I would hope that @elonmusk made potato salad

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Made in China I presume? I don't think they were aboard. Why waste good meat? Or so I hear. Ruff going.

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      1. Austin Vawter‏ @NotAustinV Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why they sent up 400 dogs and 400 bears in the same rocket is still a mystery... However this will mark the first time any animal will hibernate in space!

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      1. Δημήτρης Δίγκας‏ @kryopigi1958 Feb 6
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        Hiding the fact was an even worse crime!

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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did it rain dead cats and dogs?

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      1. Ron Swaggard‏ @RASwaggard Feb 6
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        The joke is it's a big rocket, with room for 400 "Laikas." People need to learn humor and history:https://www.space.com/17764-laika-first-animals-in-space.html …

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