Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

    SpaceX Reveals All 400 Dogs On Falcon Rocket Failed To Survive Trip https://trib.al/awBWWB5 pic.twitter.com/C4PxCxH2K6

    1:06 PM - 6 Feb 2018
    • 962 Retweets
    • 3,744 Likes
    • John Kraus Matt Nash Mia Emilia Ana Faber Wil Gradwell! Василий Кондрашкин Dalton Katrina Tori 💖💜💙 Steph
    97 replies 962 retweets 3,744 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually I find your stuff pretty darn funny - this not so much...

        4 replies 1 retweet 59 likes
      3. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Feb 6
        Replying to @aime2smile @TheOnion

        You’re upset about imaginary dogs?

        1 reply 0 retweets 94 likes
      4. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile Feb 6
        Replying to @portmoodyguy @TheOnion

        I just don't happen to find even the imaginary decimation of animals particularly amusing.

        4 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      5. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Feb 6
        Replying to @aime2smile @TheOnion

        What about Clifford with a boner? That’s kind of a funny image isn’t it?

        1 reply 1 retweet 116 likes
      6. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Feb 6
        Replying to @portmoodyguy @aime2smile @TheOnion

        AJ did you get this tweet? Just want to make sure. Since we’re back on the topic, let’s discuss it more. obviously his boner is red and obviously it’s huge. Would you agree? That’s a rather amusing image AJ.

        3 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      7. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile Feb 6
        Replying to @portmoodyguy @TheOnion

        Wow, missed me that bad - and after only two tweets? LOL Nothing intended in response lag time - I'm not one for tweeting while driving...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile Feb 6
        Replying to @aime2smile @portmoodyguy @TheOnion

        I can't honestly say I've spent time considering the relative humor merit of an aroused canine pic - in cartoon or other form - so not sure I can give a real assessment one way or the other. But if that's what tickles your personal funny bone(r), then more power to you! 😀

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      9. PORT MOODY GUY‏ @portmoodyguy Feb 6
        Replying to @aime2smile @TheOnion

        Thanks AJ. I’m glad we concluded our dog boner chat. It was thrilling from start to finish. 🐶💄pic.twitter.com/p4mxoaUu1Y

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      10. 4 more replies
      1. Justin List‏ @JustinList Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/VRD0NC2emE

        0 replies 6 retweets 40 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. what‏ @jmc600000000000 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a rollercoaster of emotionspic.twitter.com/yKouIergnu

        0 replies 2 retweets 85 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2.  🇺🇸#JobsNotMobs Scotty B 🇺🇸‏ @BallantineScott Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one sucks! How about changing it from “dogs” to “liberals” ? I dare ya!

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. SCHLONGLORD‏ @Schlonglord2020 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The future is now!pic.twitter.com/2I1aS2RVi9

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Mike Ellis‏ @TheOnlyMike_E Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sure where you guys thought the bullseye was but... missed it...

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. mstum‏ @mstum Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They were good dogs, Brent.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Carl Spitzer‏ @carlspitzer Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What am I missing? This isn’t funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. big mcthankies‏ @CornyCornyCorny Feb 7
        Replying to @carlspitzer @TheOnion

        joking about politicians are okay but dogs are sacred beings? lol yall are so selectively sensitive

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. A Bad Catholic‏ @ian_m1987 Feb 7
        Replying to @CornyCornyCorny @carlspitzer @TheOnion

        Dogs are much more intelligent than politicians. Now sending congress into space - that’s funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. big mcthankies‏ @CornyCornyCorny Feb 7
        Replying to @ian_m1987 @carlspitzer @TheOnion

        /r/iam14andthisisdeep

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info