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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

    Local Goose Finally Lands Spot At Tip Of ‘V’ https://trib.al/y4srPw3 pic.twitter.com/vm80vBehWm

    10:53 AM - 6 Feb 2018
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    • Mandy Marie Clarence Saheb.sahik।সাহেব তার সাথে আমার সাহিল সেখ is this a personal acc or a fan acc Ⓥ Luger9 dubs #Resist Ainzlie McMaster
    22 replies 294 retweets 1,572 likes
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      2. Isaiah Vega‏ @WATCHITcotorra Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...it won’t last long. High turnover rate for that position

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      1. Jabberant‏ @Jabberant Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go Birds

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      1. Spa Infield Goose‏ @SaratogaGoose Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for this.

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      1. Terry‏ @terryperogy Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But being a Canada Goose, soon ceded his position to let another worthy flock member have a turn. #libtardgoose #commieflock #secureournorthernsky

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      2.  👻Halloween-version David Suggs‏ @TheRealDSuggs Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s usually the one I aim at

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      1. Chuck Somers‏ @fredjones92 Feb 7
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        Watch out for the high bypass turbofan.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 6
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        Well it's all a game. Duck duck goose. If you not playing then you won't have a duck tale to tell.

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      1. Kate‏ @kpilbs Feb 6
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        @mparr125 replacing his dead comrade who is lying in eternal slumber on Soldiers Field Road

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      1. Spooky Pumpkin Spice Art‏Verified account @PhanArt Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GooseBandUS

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      1. Kyle Strader‏ @Great_Divine Feb 6
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        I'm so proud

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      2. Aleksei the Wolf‏ @AlekseiTheWolf Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @KayGrace67

        HE'S WORKED HARD FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY

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      3. kaygrace67‏ @KayGrace67 Feb 12
        Replying to @AlekseiTheWolf @TheOnion

        HE FINALLY DID IT

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      1. ):☆:(‏ @shaddowshifter Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They do fly.. one of the finer arts, 937#49$?

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      1. Dale Stokic‏ @DaleStokic2 Feb 6
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        Ohhh, could have sworn it was already a goose leading the organization

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Feb 6
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        Finally! Getting tired of seeing the same damn goose there all the time!

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      1. Deatheodore‏ @deatheodore Feb 6
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        Kau Segalanya

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