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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

    Yoga Teacher Has Way Too Much On Plate To Fuck Any More Students Right Now https://trib.al/APYzeIU pic.twitter.com/gZxB5qwSJR

    10:16 AM - 6 Feb 2018
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    • H W Nick kamalesh Saheb.sahik।সাহেব তার সাথে আমার সাহিল সেখ Grace Nancy Bankston Mason Putt Alexis Vitsas Lio's mom
    19 replies 331 retweets 2,091 likes
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      2. Christina Sommers‏Verified account @CHSommers Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yoga instructors even thinking about hitting on students is not a joke —it’s a silent crisis. Do you you find #patriarchy amusing. FINE! Muted. Blocked. Reported.

        18 replies 0 retweets 113 likes
      3. Herman Munster‏ @themunsters1313 Feb 6
        Replying to @CHSommers

        You’re blocking — The Onion?

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Elliot Malmberg‏ @SH_Elliot Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/urZFAGwVPy

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      2. Cap'n Jack Horner‏ @imhallucinating Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me: Is reverse cowgirl a yoga pose? Yoga Teacher: It is now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dear, The Onion, Is life okay, guys? I understand journalism is hard, don't push yourselves. Anyway, great moves, Onion, keep it up!pic.twitter.com/nrTnUo97sW

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well who am to shy away from a gig. I'll call it hoega. Stretching you out just right.

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      2. Jase‏ @jasevstheworld Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HappyCigarettes the real reason you class books out so early

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Ken‏ @KublaKen Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shoulder blade heaven.

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      1. ⋕𝔸𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕎𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕣𝕖 🕷‏ @Mr_Westmoore Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Jennifer Amato‏ @matsiematsie Feb 7
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        That’s too funny and sadly true

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      1. Dale Stokic‏ @DaleStokic2 Feb 6
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        Is that with or without consent?

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a solid 6 in a room full of 3’s, I know exactly how he feels.

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      1. AztecGrimRink‏ @AztecGrimRink Feb 6
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        @Yoga_Journal @MantraYogaMag

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      1. Smokeh‏ @TORNJORDAN Feb 6
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        Long dick style

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      1. Joshua‏ @Joshua_Treee Feb 6
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        @SteveTuretsky

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      1. John Burrows‏ @JohnFohf Feb 6
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        We've all got problems, it's just about perspective.

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