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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

    Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 6, 2018 https://trib.al/jLX7DwW pic.twitter.com/u7neqOOkbk

    9:39 AM - 6 Feb 2018
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    • Ann-Kristin Åklint Pierre-Simon Laplace Joni Skibo/LaCriox Isaiah Anne Mary Pandit Raj Shastri 🅱️🅾️🅾️ ExileOnHwy61 R_s_li_ R_s_li_
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      2. Cyan Rose ★‏ @Cyan_Rose Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mine is spookily accurate 😂

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      3. Duncan Green‏ @Duncangreen11 Feb 6
        Replying to @Cyan_Rose @TheOnion

        What did it say.??

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      4. Cyan Rose ★‏ @Cyan_Rose Feb 6
        Replying to @Duncangreen11 @TheOnion

        'You will fall into a pattern of self-destructive behavior this week when you discover how much fun that sort of thing is.'

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Duncan Green‏ @Duncangreen11 Feb 6
        Replying to @Cyan_Rose @TheOnion

        Oh I say....could interpret that in many way.! 😉😈😈

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      6. Cyan Rose ★‏ @Cyan_Rose Feb 6
        Replying to @Duncangreen11

        Exactly! 😜👿

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      7. Duncan Green‏ @Duncangreen11 Feb 6
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      8. Duncan Green‏ @Duncangreen11 Feb 6
        Replying to @Duncangreen11 @Cyan_Rose

        With you as Kermit right.! 😜👍

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      9. Cyan Rose ★‏ @Cyan_Rose Feb 6
        Replying to @Duncangreen11

        Naturally 😅 As long as you wear that red wig!

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      1. Kevin Ogle‏Verified account @kforkevinogle Feb 7
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        So great. Especially Sagittarius 😊

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      1. Dale Stokic‏ @DaleStokic2 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whatever...

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      1. mandy fresh‏ @CakesDoesPopCul Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mine is scarily spot on as well

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      1.  🐱BRING BACK SPOOKY MEETCH 🐱‏ @TheBenSchmie Feb 6
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        My horoscope is best boi.

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      1. Dore Maar‏ @dore_maar Feb 6
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        Predict many conversions to Pisces...that’s probably treason

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Feb 6
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        I'm very proud of myself that I didn't know what my zodiac sign is before wanting to read The Onion's horoscopes

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