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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

      White Nationalist Movement: Myth Vs. Fact https://trib.al/8oolkO6 pic.twitter.com/GJHWBdmK2t

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

      The Onion debunks some common myths about white supremacism in America. https://trib.al/8oolkO6 pic.twitter.com/W8HKeragn6

      8:15 AM - 6 Feb 2018
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      28 replies 3,185 retweets 7,559 likes
        1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

          pic.twitter.com/btHvPOtl8a

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        2. Clement Dargent‏ @ClementDargent Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I thought that the alt-right movement was a keyboard shortcut

          1 reply 2 retweets 29 likes
        3. No Drones Canada‏ @NoDronesCanada Feb 6
          Replying to @ClementDargent @TheOnion

          Don't do it, you'll never get control of your keyboard back. And your display goes white.

          1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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        2. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Myth: The Onion is a source of satirical news. Fact: The Onion USED to be a source of satirical news now it functions as a mouthpiece for whatever nascent "resistance" meme is popular.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. GreyKnight‏ @GreyKnight7777 Feb 6
          Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/LxnAUq8L3h

          1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
        4. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert Feb 6
          Replying to @GreyKnight7777 @TheOnion

          Hey I had plenty of salt to spare after all the salt you guys dumped after the election.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. GreyKnight‏ @GreyKnight7777 Feb 6
          Replying to @Inspectjavert @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/XYXNeGEakd

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        6. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert Feb 6
          Replying to @GreyKnight7777 @TheOnion

          Further confirmation that the regressive left can't meme.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        7. HAUNTING SEASON‏ @ChampionofKosm Feb 6
          Replying to @Inspectjavert @GreyKnight7777 @TheOnion

          This is proof that you take way too much importance from Internet humour

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        8. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert Feb 6
          Replying to @ChampionofKosm @GreyKnight7777 @TheOnion

          I think the cacophony of responses from various Trump hating lemmings saying "hur-dur the Onion is true now" show that this isn't really humor.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        9. Twerking Point USA‏ @deportablediz Feb 6
          Replying to @Inspectjavert @ChampionofKosm and

          Imagine thinking that people only hate Trump because it's trendy and not because he's a god damn embarrassment.

          0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
        10. End of conversation
        1. Sp 👀ky D 🎃 🎃kie‏ @sneakerpants Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          When did you start doing actual reporting?

          1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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        2. Egil@Addam’s boobs‏ @EgilCross Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion @starfallblade

          Me, a brown, latino monarchist, part of the alt-right by default (that is, not a neoconservative):pic.twitter.com/LOuI9Pyw8k

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Social Justice X-Pac‏ @sjwxpac Feb 6
          Replying to @EgilCross @TheOnion @starfallblade

          Being a monarchist doesn't make you alt-right; it makes you a fifteen year old who should try making some friends outside of his D&D group.

          1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
        4. Egil@Addam’s boobs‏ @EgilCross Feb 7
          Replying to @sjwxpac @TheOnion

          Did you come up with that yourself, or did Big Brother write it down for you?

          1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
        5. The Conversation Muter  🍤 👏‏ @shrimpclap Feb 8
          Replying to @EgilCross @TheOnion

          whew buddy you just bumped fifteen down to thirteen and D&D group down to WoW guild.

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        1. Mike‏ @realMikeBotello Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Okay this is not satire anymore, it’s as real as news gets. A for the day

          0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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        2. Mindful2Day‏ @ectodoobie Feb 6
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You think your being funny but it's a problem when any opinion that differs from establishment Dem narrative is labeled alt-right and in turn, all alt-right are labeled white supremacist. Kinda weird how so many Berners and Stein supporters have been called alt-right this year.

          3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. IlIlIlIlIl‏ @IlIlIlIlIl7 Feb 6
          Replying to @ectodoobie @TheOnion

          Ok, but there is an actual Nazi running on the republican ticket in Illinois. Not a slur, but an actual Nazi.

          1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
        4. Mindful2Day‏ @ectodoobie Feb 6
          Replying to @IlIlIlIlIl7 @TheOnion

          Ok. Well calling actual nazi's a nazi is an entirely different conversation than blanketly calling literally everyone who questions the Democrat party alt-right (and then insinuating that also makes them nazis). Don't you think that word has more impact when it's used correctly?

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Mindful2Day‏ @ectodoobie Feb 6
          Replying to @ectodoobie @IlIlIlIlIl7 @TheOnion

          I've personally seen dozens off good normal people be accused of racist, and progressive liberals called alt-right for literally no other reason than they think critically and sometimes disagree with MSM narratives. These blanket insinuations are nothing but divisive.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        6. IlIlIlIlIl‏ @IlIlIlIlIl7 Feb 6
          Replying to @ectodoobie @TheOnion

          Ok, but before we head down this path could you just say whether or not there is a secret government pedophilia ring in the basement of a dc pizza parlour?

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. Mindful2Day‏ @ectodoobie Feb 7
          Replying to @IlIlIlIlIl7 @TheOnion

          What does pizzagate have to do with whether it’s right to call regular good people nazis? Do you just deflect when you can’t make a point?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        8. IlIlIlIlIl‏ @IlIlIlIlIl7 Feb 7
          Replying to @ectodoobie @TheOnion

          It’s to establish whether we have a consensus reality. If we don’t share a consensus vision of what the world is like, then there isn’t any point to ask you for a example of a Jill stein supporter being called a Nazi or altright.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        9. Mindful2Day‏ @ectodoobie Feb 7
          Replying to @IlIlIlIlIl7 @TheOnion

          If we don't have a consensus reality then why commenting on my tweets? Do you believe that if you disagree with someone's views one one topic then you can't possibly trust or hear their opinion on another? I can promise you we simultaneously share values and disagree on others

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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