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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

    White Nationalist Movement: Myth Vs. Fact https://trib.al/8oolkO6 pic.twitter.com/GJHWBdmK2t

    8:15 AM - 6 Feb 2018
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

        The Onion debunks some common myths about white supremacism in America. https://trib.al/8oolkO6 pic.twitter.com/W8HKeragn6

        28 replies 3,185 retweets 7,559 likes
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      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 6

        pic.twitter.com/btHvPOtl8a

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      1. ted stickles‏ @McDutchoven Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is now reporting evidence based facts due to all satire being preempted in real life. #FatNixon broke satire. #BlueWave2018

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      2. tim‏ @AntiChangeling Feb 6
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @TheOnion

        this is bizarre does this imply that you used to laugh at the onion because you thought it was factual?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4.  🎃Feardo Weirdo 🎃 D.D.S.‏ @DVNT_Pinkie Feb 6
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @AntiChangeling @TheOnion

        Show me the part that isn't true

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      6.  🎃Feardo Weirdo 🎃 D.D.S.‏ @DVNT_Pinkie Feb 6
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @AntiChangeling @TheOnion

        Lol I thought you meant the two memes. Still, you're getting butthurt on the behalf of racists, not a great look

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      8.  🎃Feardo Weirdo 🎃 D.D.S.‏ @DVNT_Pinkie Feb 6
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @AntiChangeling @TheOnion

        Yes, I'm sure minorities are treated super great there across the board

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. alt-right dude‏ @prussiancroat Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn’t the Onion owned by an Israeli Jew? Yeah I thought so.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus Feb 6
        Replying to @SallyStrange @prussiancroat @TheOnion

        Alt Right and racist? Now I've seen it all.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There are good points on both sides. POTUS Trump’s Guiding Light.https://www.redbubble.com/people/alex4444/works/27661101-potus-trump-s-guiding-light?asc=u&p=framed-print …

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who knew tiki torches where instruments of hate?

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      2. Coriolanus‏ @falsenature Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion is cutting edge funny! Now do Black Separatist Movements or something about Islam!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato Feb 6
        Replying to @falsenature @TheOnion

        Black Separatist Movement? That's a thing?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. MysteriousSpookerX‏ @TheMysteriousGX Feb 6
        Replying to @luchagato @falsenature @TheOnion

        40 years ago. Not so much these days.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Coriolanus‏ @falsenature Feb 6
        Replying to @TheMysteriousGX @luchagato @TheOnion

        Just call it safe spaces and it takes the racial element out of it

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. MysteriousSpookerX‏ @TheMysteriousGX Feb 6
        Replying to @falsenature @luchagato @TheOnion

        That’s not what safe spaces are, but good try

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Coriolanus‏ @falsenature Feb 6
        Replying to @TheMysteriousGX @luchagato @TheOnion

        Do tell, what are they oh wise one?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. MysteriousSpookerX‏ @TheMysteriousGX Feb 6
        Replying to @falsenature @luchagato @TheOnion

        Just a place you can hang out with out being judged. Not that complicated until people like you turned them into a culture war. It’s really not that deep.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Coriolanus‏ @falsenature Feb 6
        Replying to @TheMysteriousGX @luchagato @TheOnion

        I guess it gets complicated when you segregate people by race all in the name of safety and comfort. Amirite?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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