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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

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    "I personally can’t understand why no one wants to see our sculpture of a big spoon with a cherry perched jauntily on top."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/960609167131201538 …

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    Minneapolis Shocked To Discover Thousands Of Super Bowl Attendees Left Without Seeing Rest Of City https://trib.al/HzrD7lZ  pic.twitter.com/CITpMw1fK9
    8:09 PM - 5 Feb 2018
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      1. FORMMORM‏ @FormMorm Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @catoranopic.twitter.com/TPaJz0pDsu

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      1. AverageScare‏ @AverageJer Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is no satire in this at all. Zero.

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      2. VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH‏ @Pardons4All Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I woulda checked out the biggest ball of twine but ever since Sudbury, ON, 2013 almost froze my nose off I have a hard "no sub zero temps" rule.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jennifer Purdes‏ @jmp740 Feb 5
        Replying to @Pardons4All @TheOnion

        We don’t do twine. That’s somewhere in Nebraska or Kansas or something.

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      4. VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH‏ @Pardons4All Feb 5
        Replying to @jmp740 @TheOnion

        Weird Al says you have a biggest ball of twine. Not in the world, but in Minnesota.

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      5. Jennifer Purdes‏ @jmp740 Feb 5
        Replying to @Pardons4All @TheOnion

        I have apparently driven by the “World’s Largest Twine Ball” without even knowing. It’s about an hour west of the metro. But the ones in Wisconsin and Nebraska call themselves the same thing...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Kevin Mergen‏ @mnhippi Feb 6
        Replying to @jmp740 @Pardons4All @TheOnion

        There are 4. 4 balls of twine. One in Darwin, Minnesota. All claiming to be the largest.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH‏ @Pardons4All Feb 6
        Replying to @mnhippi @jmp740 @TheOnion

        This is a scandal.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. saskiago4‏ @saskiago4 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This was absolutely written by a Minnesotan. Passive-aggressive suburb of Minneapolis? Perfect.

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      1. Penelope Cellucci‏ @PeneCell Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now I want to see a picture of that spoon with a cherry on top!

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      2. miranda‏ @ladybugwarrior Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As someone who has lived in MN her entire life i can tell you none of us give a fuck about the cherry sculpture our true state pride lies with Target #ExpectMorePayLess

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Matt Todd‏ @wogggieee Feb 5
        Replying to @ladybugwarrior @TheOnion

        3m gives me more pride than target

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Nick Nelson‏ @nickWnelson Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JKealing

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      3. Jonathan Kealing‏Verified account @JKealing Feb 5
        Replying to @nickWnelson @TheOnion

        That’s my life.

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      1. Jennifer Purdes‏ @jmp740 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You leave the cherry out of it, bub.

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      1. Josh L’Arbre‏ @LAXandBNE Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They could at least have bought a teeshirt with a map of the Skyways printed on it!

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      1. Jeff B‏ @PlaidSir Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In February

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      2. John Locke‏ @FunkyFreshGame Feb 5
        Replying to @BTrolenn @TheOnion

        The spoon cherry is awesome 🥄 🍒 total panty dropper

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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