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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

    "The death was ruled accidental and Harrison Ford was perfect in the role, so no harm done. In fact, it really turned out great for everyone. Except for Natalie." https://trib.al/4LqPonc pic.twitter.com/lwGUu5zD9p

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      2. donlinka‏ @donlinka Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Horrific. Not remotely funny

        4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Logan Crews‏ @LoganCrews Feb 5
        Replying to @donlinka @TheOnion

        Disagree.

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      1. Chloe Nicole‏ @ChloeOnlyMe Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ridiculous. Besides,everyone knows it was Robert Wagner who threw Natalie off the boat

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      1. Beatrix Kiddo‏ @__The_Bride Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw the photo of Christopher Walken before I noticed the Onion logo, and had a mini heart attack in fear of the worst. Now I want to go watch the Fatboy Slim video.

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      2. Olivia‏ @LivMoore24 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who else... read that... in Christopher Walken's... voice?

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      1. Kate Hummel‏ @iam_ka8e Feb 5
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        I’m somewhere between cracking up and this face.pic.twitter.com/Vq58kjh5K8

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      1. Dominatus Maximus  🇩🇴‏ @Dom_C02 Feb 5
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        pic.twitter.com/EM8twiYBBF

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      1. Richard Watts‏ @rich56ca Feb 5
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        Dark.

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      1. 5280 Z‏ @SvendZan Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion...your tone....it all wrong...You’re walken a thin line

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      1. Stephen Langton‏ @StephenMLangton Feb 5
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        @Gomez_David

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      1. Sarah Baxter‏ @sarahabaxter Feb 5
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        @peterjmcgann I made this for you

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      1. bad-flower‏ @badflower64 Feb 5
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        Jeeezus...that’s too much for even my warped sense of humor

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      1.  🤨‏ @NoelleNyro Feb 5
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        You guys are really sick. 😳

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      1. Gavin McPhail‏ @gavinthebad Feb 5
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        @miguelokeefe This for some reason reminded me of you, reminiscent of the halcyon Unpaid Intern

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