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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

    Minneapolis Shocked To Discover Thousands Of Super Bowl Attendees Left Without Seeing Rest Of City https://trib.al/HzrD7lZ pic.twitter.com/CITpMw1fK9

    12:20 PM - 5 Feb 2018
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    34 replies 710 retweets 3,453 likes
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      2. HX War‏ @xx_hgm4683_xx Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @Profe_Stan

        Who in his/her sane mind would like to wonder on a city at 13°F

        8 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. Stan‏ @Profe_Stan Feb 5
        Replying to @xx_hgm4683_xx @TheOnion

        Canadians LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Smith Wilkinson‏ @SmithWilkinson Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂pic.twitter.com/KVpQ8d0Ynh

        1 reply 2 retweets 58 likes
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      1. jon‏ @joncorbett_ Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @useful_noise

        minneapolis residents happy that super bowl attendees are going home and not to our places of work and leisure

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕜‏ @mannholbeck Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's so cold that WE don't even want to be here!

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. conner woodman‏ @cooterwoodsmen Feb 5
        Replying to @mannholbeck @TheOnion

        Then move Maggie .

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕜‏ @mannholbeck Feb 6
        Replying to @cooterwoodsmen @TheOnion

        No way! Cold is temporary and I love MN!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. General Manager‏ @firstvalue3000 Feb 6
        Replying to @mannholbeck @cooterwoodsmen @TheOnion

        Same reasoni stay in Toronto! !!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Keith Monaghan‏ @KeithMonaghan2 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the only Prince songs they know are Purple Rain and 1999

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Aqua Velva Bikini‏ @AquaVelvaBoy Feb 5
        Replying to @GwenOgle2 @TheOnion

        No, no. It's character-building.

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      2. Jay Curry (aka Rusty)‏ @rusty0101 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meh, most of the locals I know are just as happy that the throngs limited the damage they did to the area around that landlocked iceberg they call a stadium...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Daniel Svoboda‏ @svobodds Feb 6
        Replying to @rusty0101 @TheOnion

        you mean the [capsized looking] viking ship? 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jay Curry (aka Rusty)‏ @rusty0101 Feb 6
        Replying to @svobodds @TheOnion

        Have to look at it strangely to get that. Where just looking at it from oh, 5th and Marquette, it looks like an iceberg the city is on course with to be sunk by.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Daniel Svoboda‏ @svobodds Feb 6
        Replying to @rusty0101 @TheOnion

        😂😂😂

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      2. VeggieNerdburGHOUL‏ @orbelisk Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember a time you could pick up free copies of @TheOnion at Cheapo in Minneapolis.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. The Addict Book‏ @TheAddictBook Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Strange!! We LOVED the scenery and that exciting “do I have frostbite yet?” feeling on all our outdoor walks. Congratulations to #Philadelphia & the #Eagles ! What a game! We were all honored to witness history. #FlyEaglesFly #SuperBowlLII #SuperBowlChampions #soberbowl 🏆🏈

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