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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

    MTA Reminds New Yorkers They Can Fucking Walk https://trib.al/yG9I3YR pic.twitter.com/nU18SY2FtP

    10:58 AM - 5 Feb 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

        “While we always do our best to avoid inconveniencing our customers, city residents should be aware that at any time, they are more than welcome to get off their asses and use their two fucking feet to reach destinations.” https://trib.al/moNo6DU pic.twitter.com/KTRC9EHfLE

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      2. Olivia‏ @LivMoore24 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        Are they sure? Because people in NY typically like to stand around in the middle of the street.

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Morgana‏ @SawatariMichiru Feb 5
        Replying to @LivMoore24 @TheOnion @MTA

        Fixed: Because people visiting NY typically like to stand around in the middle of the street.

        3 replies 1 retweet 48 likes
      4. Sandearl persists‏ @sandearl Feb 5
        Replying to @SawatariMichiru @TheOnion @MTA

        Doesn't everyone everywhere like to stand around in the middle of the street? Have I been confused all these year?

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      2. Illuminatus 🌻Murphy‏ @anarchomurphy Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        Wait so you mean they can use their two legs like the rest of America who doesn't have mass transit? I'm speechless.

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      3. Bitch Imma baby‏ @luchagato Feb 5
        Replying to @anarchomurphy @TheOnion @MTA

        You drive. Let's not kid ourselves.

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      1. Mike Hicks‏ @mulad Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @morninggloria @MTA

        The London Underground has literally done this https://tfl.gov.uk/info-for/media/press-releases/2016/august/new-tube-map-launched-to-help-get-londoners-walki …

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      2. Brandon Puryear 👉 👌‏ @Brandon_Puryear Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        New Yorkers without cars who frequently cross streets often tell drivers, “Aaayy! I’m fuckin’ walkin’ here!”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Feb 5
        Replying to @Brandon_Puryear @TheOnion @MTA

        I didn't know I was Italian....or had a driver's license.

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      1. Joe Cutrufo‏ @JoeCutrufo Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        It's Metropolitan Transportation [not Transit] Authority.

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Feb 5
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        "now, if you gotta problem with that ......" the MTA continued

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      2. Casey Bauer‏ @Bauer_Power Feb 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        @itstaylorrose

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      3. t.rose‏ @itstaylorrose Feb 14
        Replying to @Bauer_Power @TheOnion @MTA

        This is v relevant this morning

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      1. Genevieve Sabine‏ @gensabine Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        New Yorkers to @MTA : "Give us our money back then".

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      1. Holly Smokes‏ @ElleLectrick Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        LOL, After this morning, I would not put it past MTA to actually say this.

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      2. Anna Mitarotondo‏ @stormy_anna Feb 5
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        @andyjm_4

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      3. Andrew Milne‏ @andyjm_4 Feb 5
        Replying to @stormy_anna @TheOnion @MTA

        Me all day everyday

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      2. Kate Ann‏ @_kateeann Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion @morninggloria @MTA

        @jwickline_ I think they are subtweeting you Bb

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      3. Jackie Wickline‏ @jwickline_ Feb 5
        Replying to @_kateeann @TheOnion and

        I deserve this subtweet

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      1. joel‏ @joel111121 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @MTA

        @jsgoldy

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