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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 5

    In the first episode of The Onion’s new podcast “A Very Fatal Murder,” host David Pascall travels to Bluff Springs, NE to investigate the murder of 17-year-old Hayley Price. https://trib.al/DLSMaU1 pic.twitter.com/kOhLhehklM

    7:17 AM - 5 Feb 2018
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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Murder and satire, my two favorite things beside penguins.

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      1. butterymales‏ @undercovergingr Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best. Podcast. Ever. Episode 6 USPS commercial slays....😂pic.twitter.com/LRAIIRNomK

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      1. Grace‏ @graceplanet Feb 7
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Box Box commercial 😂😂😂

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Butler did it

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      2. Chase Williamson‏Verified account @Chillamson Feb 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DONE DISAPPEARED did this months ago, with some of the exact same jokes, but better.

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      4. Chase Williamson‏Verified account @Chillamson Feb 10
        Replying to @leonkuzmn @TheOnion

        https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/done-disappeared/id1301190222?mt=2 …

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      1. Nick Cioffi‏ @imnickcioffi Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        meatchos- it's like nachos, but instead of chips, I use ground beef

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      1. Nick Cioffi‏ @imnickcioffi Feb 8
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @iraglass @serial

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      1.  ☠ 👻 ☠BOOBIrd ☠ 👻 ☠‏ @KBIRDS1 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty funny. I enjoyed it.

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      2. Belinda Shreeve  🧣 🍪 🍷 ✂️ 📚‏ @AusBelle Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sarahfielke Ahem! 😊

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      1. Matej Samler‏ @MetjuPerry Feb 5
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        Actually the perfect potcast. Very fatal

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      2. Daniel Cooper‏ @daniel__cooper Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Podcasts usually have an RSS feed to subscribe to. Is there one here?

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      1. Kayla‏ @KaylaHastrup Apr 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just listened to this all. Seriously can’t stop laughing at the crying mom, “promo code: ....Hailey”

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      1. MightyIsobel‏ @MightyIsobel Feb 16
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        Like the prosecution's presentation the Adnan Syed cell phone evidence at trial in 2000, this parody podcast is "masterful".

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      1. Santu‏Verified account @santumisra Feb 13
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        Fuckkkkkkkkk. I fell for it. 😐

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