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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 4

    Doug Pederson Informs Nick Foles He's Been Traded To Browns While Handing Him Lombardi Trophy https://trib.al/cWWrZBq  #SuperBowlpic.twitter.com/e6busvHY1B

    7:37 PM - 4 Feb 2018
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    • lyndsie v Nick Green Sonia C Rivera Girisha Kelsier Mariah Smith Vote November 6th Shruthi Harve Dzmitry Kniahin
    106 replies 3,738 retweets 10,283 likes
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      2. chad  💎‏ @chadbye Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kevin Hartpic.twitter.com/bafpqlrsY3

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. Scary Monster, Super Creep‏ @paulland100 Feb 4
        Replying to @chadbye @TheOnion

        More Kevin Hartpic.twitter.com/tMypAW8njn

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Thom Carr‏ @ThomElect Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then he’ll take the Browns to the Super Bowl ! ...

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Tony Pizza‏ @trivialtony Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stuff it, Onion. Foles happily goes back to bench next year and never pays for a dinner in Philly the rest of his life. #flyeaglesfly

        5 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
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      4. Tony Pizza‏ @trivialtony Feb 4
        Replying to @itryhardinpubs @TheOnion

        Because he will be a HERO in Philadelphia. Nick has already said he knows this is Carson Wentz's team. He is also grateful the Eagles brought him back after the Rams gave him a once-over. May be time to dive back into the beers. #flyeaglesfly

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Seriously?‏ @itryhardinpubs Feb 4
        Replying to @trivialtony @TheOnion

        I cant stand all you idiots acting like nick foles is a 2nd rate player. Super bowl MVP brady beater doesnt go to the BENCH period. Idiot. The disrespect is unreal.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Tony Pizza‏ @trivialtony Feb 4
        Replying to @itryhardinpubs @TheOnion

        Not saying that AT ALL. He was great. But Carson Wentz is the future of the Eagles. Foles will be remembered in town forever.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Kade Rose‏ @rose_kade Feb 4
        Replying to @trivialtony @itryhardinpubs @TheOnion

        There's no way Philidelphia will pay the amount that Nick Foles can demand after a performance like this. He can claim to be worth Alex smith, Kirk Cousins kind of money, and he'll probably get it. The eagles have Wentz, so they won't overpay Foles.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Tony Pizza‏ @trivialtony Feb 4
        Replying to @rose_kade @itryhardinpubs @TheOnion

        I don't see that happening. The Eagles made this work for him, that has to mean something. But you are right, this is Carson's team.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Promises Made-Promises Kept=45‏ @Trump45awesome Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @CeceCalabrese

        The head coach gave praise to Jesus. That is all that matters to me.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Ben M‏ @mentalben Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        clearly satire. The Browns would never make a trade that smart.

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      1. Raymo Jame-O‏ @HafAssnAssassin Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We’ll take him #Browns

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      2. KL #1job #MarriottStrike‏ @liu226 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        cc:@jsull226

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jim Sullivan‏ @jsull226 Feb 4
        Replying to @liu226 @TheOnion @chrislhayes

        Two first rounders or nothing 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. James Daro, Jr.  🇺🇸‏ @JDAROJR Feb 5
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🤣🤣 @zebleyfam4 you called it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Marc Zebley‏ @zebleyfam4 Feb 5
        Replying to @JDAROJR @TheOnion

        🤪🤪🤪

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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RELATED: Wentz filling out application with the AZ Cardinals.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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