Possibly the least funny thing the usually reliable Onion has ever posted.
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That's in poor taste!
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She actually had it right the first time, bud.
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Please stay in school. If you're out, please return.

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what is ur problem these puppies will live forfuckingever omion
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The autopsies show signs of CTE
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@JarnoZondag oh nee minder nekjes -
Puppy bowl of Chinese soup..
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too far :,(
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Delete this
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