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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 4

    Should The Referees Be Allowed To Participate In The Post-Game Celebration If The Patriots Win The Super Bowl?pic.twitter.com/tqzPyRYWYw

    9:00 AM - 4 Feb 2018
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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can't have a party without the MVP.

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      1. Andrew E Thompson‏ @Godwentwhoops Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @twolinepass

        Thank goodness this is satire. The last thing they need is the Wahlberg clan gunning for them.

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      1. Little Grandma (kc)‏ @prairiecat55 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @TekJim

        Seems like they're doing it anyway whether it's "allowed" or not. Who's gonna tell 'em no?

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      1. Troll The Terrific‏ @TrollTerrific Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @waterloodude01

        They helped get them there, sure!

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      1. Kirk Merritt‏ @Kirk4Defiance Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        The refs only get to participate if they step up, do their jobs, and do what the NFL pays them to do: make sure that the Patriots always win.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This message brought to you by, Bob's Bookies, at Bob's we pay our refs better so you win more. Score!

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why not, they will be getting rings if the Patriots win

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      1. james bayer‏ @jeb421 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course not. However Al Riveron is a must.

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      1. Sarcastic Kamikaze‏ @bmw35677 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope Brady has plenty of chapstick...pic.twitter.com/xQNbeG6iG8

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      1. Mark Gwilliam‏ @merlin2709 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... Only if they deflated Tom Brady's footballs themselves..

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      1. 3dgyB0i‏ @The_CeleryMan Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes. Everyone on Krafts payroll was invited to the victory party. Hehehe

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      1. Diane Conti.‏ @my2hippiecents Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well what do they usually do??

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      1. curtis carter‏ @Firestarterburn Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.facebook.com/Nflrigged/posts/1643737825719912 …

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      1. ARCofVT‏ @ARCofVT Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hell, yes!

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      1. Dan a‏ @tora1117_dan Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will they get rings?pic.twitter.com/njPKU1uR7G

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      1. 5280 Z‏ @SvendZan Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They already have a dinner in planned in Bristol.

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      1. Pamela Wetzel‏ @Stormdancer343 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why not...they get paid to make it all possible

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      1. Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg‏ @jean_baptiste_z Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sure. That victory is as much theirs as the players', maybe more.

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