...is it a whole buck fifty? Costco, here I come!
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Everyone dreams they can be a security guard
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But that's paid every two weeks.
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Does it cover Costco?
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Could have lasted a whole month if you ignored them bills!
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In the matter of the disappearing paycheck, the issuers used the same magic wand DonTheCon & the wizards of GOP used to craft their new tax legislation!
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Dreams do come true
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Hanukkah 2.0 my homies.
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Is the dateline for this article Amarillo for everyone or just me because I’m in Amarillo?
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No doubt The Onion meant to use Amarillo as a dateline. They love to pick out Bible Belt, hick towns for their parodies. Consider it a badge of honor.
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Unfortunately, this person gets paid every two weeks.
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$1.50 in Ryan Town
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I remember the day I over-spent mine too. The bar, the one night stands, the over-priced this and that until the day some chick walked up to me and said I'm paying from now on, your dick is the only payment I want. The rest is semi-history, lol
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What the secret mine only lasts for a few hours
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That is a miracle.
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It lasts for 3.5 days a Whole Foods.
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Mine always last 7 days but I only get paid twice per month.
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