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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 3

    Report: A Nice, Smooth Cigarette Sounds Good Right About Now, Doesn’t It?pic.twitter.com/9KhoPAd4jj

    11:22 AM - 3 Feb 2018
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    • bird boo Jaquan Jackson Ron Tohsaka Peppar Lead Pig Gianluca Bruno Andrew Turnbull Modus ! julia🍥
    95 replies 404 retweets 1,534 likes
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      2. Gavin Syme‏ @HavTuf Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Argh! I've not had a cigarette in nearly six months and now the damn things are popping up all over my feeds.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. S ᴄ ᴏ ᴛ ᴛ ʏ‏ @OC_Scotty Feb 3
        Replying to @HavTuf @TheOnion

        Don’t do it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Gavin Syme‏ @HavTuf Feb 3
        Replying to @OC_Scotty @TheOnion

        Tempting after 40 years of habit, but no, not going to start again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. Ladiesknight‏ @videogamedonky Feb 3
        Replying to @HavTuf @OC_Scotty @TheOnion

        Just 1 wont hurt

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Gavin Syme‏ @HavTuf Feb 4
        Replying to @videogamedonky @OC_Scotty @TheOnion

        I'll stick to my 1mg nicotine lozenge. And deeply inhaling as I pass by a smoker...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Matt F‏ @MFottrell Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ex smokers be like...pic.twitter.com/OMoH02rZj2

        2 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
      3. kirstimah‏ @kirstimah Feb 3
        Replying to @MFottrell @TheOnion

        Being an ex smoker in this admin is bad enough. Thanks Onion for extra hard cravings now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Matt F‏ @MFottrell Feb 3
        Replying to @kirstimah @TheOnion

        I quit long enough ago to not care, but if I was just quitting this might make me run to the store for a pack. 😟

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Ruth R‏ @NippySweetyLass Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I haven't smoked for two years and I want a cigarette noooooow, dammit.pic.twitter.com/ljiHpTqU1c

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Maureen Howells‏ @outofjrzy1 Feb 3
        Replying to @NippySweetyLass @TheOnion

        Right there with you.....two years and eight months, and I've just spent Saturday afternoon figuring out my finances and I have to tell you, I'd like to drive whoever came up with this evil thing and kick the shit out of 'em, LOL.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Ian Jones‏ @robotbattler Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the single greatest Public Service Announcement I have ever seen. Anyway, I'm off for a smoke.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Ian‏ @xMagicJohnsonx Feb 3
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        pic.twitter.com/dgS4snEOvU

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      1. Dbrown13‏ @dbrown13 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol. Actually true. Just don’t do it 40 times a day knuckleheads! Heading out now though. Thanks!

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      1. Jean Lafitte‏ @oolalafitte Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/SHgaw9Pqk7

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      1. Michael Mckenzie‏ @mojomck Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Amusing, but wouldn’t you feel guilty if people fell off the wagon from this?

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      1. Ronnie Smart‏ @RonnieS_Writer Feb 4
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As entertainingly evil as this would be, do NOT share this with someone trying to quit smoking. Please.

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      1. John Edward Bankson‏ @johnnybankson Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After 30 years of not smoking, nothing could be further from the truth.

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      1. Bill Robb‏ @WillRobbox Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think we need more people smoking again. Everyone is on edge.

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      2. Mariann Fisher‏ @mariannshanny Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can’t stop watching- totally unhealthy, but when you’ve been a smoker in the past, wow, looks so good.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. terestera69‏ @terestera69 Feb 3
        Replying to @mariannshanny @TheOnion

        I smoked for 38 years. Quit 11 ago. Found this repugnant

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mariann Fisher‏ @mariannshanny Feb 4
        Replying to @terestera69 @TheOnion

        Wish I felt that way, but happy for you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation

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