This is why I always carry pepper spray.
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I never know how to respond when someone blesses me after I sneeze. “Thanks got nothing”? “Those weren’t really demons”? “Am I going to die”?
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All of you have a blessed and wonderful day.pic.twitter.com/Kh2x8b8Dv9
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Have a Blessed day, all you Onion writers and followers. May seeming normality miraculously fall upon you.
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Under His eye
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"Bless his heart."
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"seemingly normal" is the key here.
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I'm not from the US and don't really get it. could someone plz explain it to me?
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It is an expression that simply means “I hope your day is good/safe.” It is normally used by Christians. The joke is that atheists, agnostics or some non-Christians in an increasingly religiously diverse nation would somehow find this offensive or strange.
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I wish! That guy has much better hair.
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Fucking Christians do this to me every day. I did not ask for these voodoo spells to be cast on me, damn. And then they have the audacity to say they are being erased when they can freely say that but if I mention that God is dead at work then I'm the bad guy
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This is so real.
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seriously, this has to stop.
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Thoughts and prayers.
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What an asshole. Bless yourself, dick.
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Caleb Borden ... what am I missing? You were “blindsided”. Really? You must get thrown off easily, and what’s with the comment of “seemingly normal”? Who determines that? Wld I consider u “seemingly normal” since this comment threw u off so much? How did this become a news?
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Satire, dear!
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