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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 2

    Canadian National Anthem Given Gender-Neutral Language https://trib.al/8PKM7xi  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/VIJ2DOobjs

    3:51 PM - 2 Feb 2018
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    20 replies 338 retweets 1,324 likes
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      2. Mike Ellis‏ @TheOnlyMike_E Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m Canadian. I’ll pretty disgusted and hoping that Rush is forced to gender neutralize their entire discography.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. ȷasi:/‏ @jashigaki Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnlyMike_E @TheOnion

        Songs aren't the same as an anthem. A song belongs to the artist(s). The author has a vision that is being expressed, an experience to project. An anthem is for the country, around half of which aren't "sons", even though I'm sure it was meant neutrally to begin with. 🙂

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Mike Ellis‏ @TheOnlyMike_E Feb 2
        Replying to @jashigaki @TheOnion

        *eyeroll*.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Olivia‏ @LivMoore24 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnlyMike_E @jashigaki @TheOnion

        Lol! Gotta agree with Mike- I’m all for equality but that’s pushing it too far. Sorry about that. I’m not from Canada but I could imagine that’s kind of annoying.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Stephanie  🔜 Northeast Trek Con‏ @Stephanofilaria Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This guys twin brother, Alex Holloway, was sympathizing with the Cleveland Indians just a day ago. Nice to see that they've both made careers of salt.pic.twitter.com/BUxgAlTJzz

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      1. AyyLmao‏ @DerpTheDark Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL, Nice joke dude

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      2. Len Cavallaro‏ @LenCavallaro Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually they worry about it at least as much as we do. Read their newspapers (they're online)

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      3. Cathy Herbert‏ @CHerrrbs Feb 3
        Replying to @LenCavallaro @TheOnion

        We really don't

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      4. Len Cavallaro‏ @LenCavallaro Feb 3
        Replying to @CHerrrbs @TheOnion

        http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/bacchus-barua-/canada-health-care_b_9646872.html …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Cathy Herbert‏ @CHerrrbs Feb 3
        Replying to @LenCavallaro @TheOnion

        Buddy. My buddy. I live in Canada. If you argue with a Canadian about what Canadians worry about you're going to lose that argument, because it's one of those rare occasion when an opinion (my Canadian opinion) is proof of its own logic. Bud.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Len Cavallaro‏ @LenCavallaro Feb 3
        Replying to @CHerrrbs @TheOnion

        All I'm doing is passing along other Canadians opinions. Your argument is with them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember when politics was boring? God help us!

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      1. Giordano Bruno‏ @QuiGivesaShit Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know what to think when your headlines are less absurd than the headlines from Congress?

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      1. Brad Armstrong‏ @buzzy_bundy Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just learnt the fucking words. My postal code better not change.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        except when you have to leave to come to the States for treatment not readily available in Canada.

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      1. J Woody‏ @1968woody Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I will not stand or listen to the new version , just like i do when it gets sung in french...

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Salt cuber?

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      1. Outsider to the Internet‏ @verloudFood Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those fuckin people.

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