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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 2

    Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Never Speak To Each Other https://trib.al/qLxfGNv pic.twitter.com/yJAdfgZmbj

    12:26 PM - 2 Feb 2018
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    21 replies 128 retweets 714 likes
      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All gossip is now telepathic and instant.

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      2. Mr. Doug Howells - Father and Grandfather‏ @dougrhowells Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s called fiction.

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      4. Mr. Doug Howells - Father and Grandfather‏ @dougrhowells Feb 2
        Replying to @Monk3yswithGuns @TheOnion

        I do, but fiction and science fiction are different. As are SciFi and Fantasy. Perhaps that what this is, ‘cause there ain’t no science involved. 😉

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      1. Michael Sims‏ @earth_2 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And if they, it's about men. It's called "All Books Ever."

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 2
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        Because sexbots made them hypercompetitive on the space station competing for the one man on the ship who ironically filled it w robots?

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      1. Tom Riordan‏ @T0mmyB0y_003 Feb 2
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        Meee - yowww!!

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      1. Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.‏ @stankinjenkins Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But they will talk to men? They will use all those extra words to tell us about their day and ask about our feelings. Tis a dystopian future.

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But ..if they don't talk to each other that can only mean 1 thing....pic.twitter.com/8D1KJj3a5J

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait in the future my wife and girlfriend will never speak to each other that sounds awesome

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      1. Every Vote Counts!!!  ⏰ ⏰ ⏰‏ @John_the_L Feb 2
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        Quietest movie ever.

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      1. Justin Evans‏ @RightPoetRight Feb 2
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        Does not maintain a suspension of disbelief.

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      1. JP‏ @jlpitts123 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they create one where women don't nag, I'll watch.pic.twitter.com/L1ocCVf4Pt

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      1. Kedar Kulkarni‏ @outwidit Feb 3
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        https://twitter.com/outwidit/status/959613667464577024 …

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        Kedar Kulkarni @outwidit
        #YoMemoJokes May be history will repeat itself & @YRF will make #NewYork2 for #Bollywood after all #MuslimBan-ing @realDonaldTrump may be will give enough material to shame this #TwoPartyScam by #Corporate #PRess & #USPolitics🤣👎 https://twitter.com/outwidit/status/959533858839547904 … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTie_xegmS4 …
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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Feb 2
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        Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Speak ONLY About Each Other.

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      1. Alain Omer Duranceau‏ @aoduranceau Feb 2
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        A Bechdelian Distopia

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only female line in the movie is "Do you want rye or sourdough, you big hunk of a man!"

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      1. Mike R.‏ @wittsdaddy Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfair, they dont extend the courtesy to men?

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      1. Graham Ennis Sr‏ @TroutlineCreek Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if a woman wrote it and it resolves in women being even more powerful than ever (then it's not a sci-fi, it's a re-enactment) ... then maybe unfuck it

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