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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 2

    ‘Aha!’ Shouts Devin Nunes Pulling Back Shower Curtain In Hopes Of Revealing Hidden FBI Agent https://trib.al/1mLCc9D pic.twitter.com/j1Rq0E1ALj

    10:44 AM - 2 Feb 2018
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    110 replies 3,609 retweets 10,832 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. A Cursory Matt-down‏ @MackTheMac Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should’ve checked the microwave.

        3 replies 9 retweets 152 likes
      3. Digital Demogorgon‏ @DigitalDemogorg Feb 2
        Replying to @MackTheMac @TheOnion

        According to Kellyanne Conjob...pic.twitter.com/Ov8NfXG9rI

        1 reply 11 retweets 74 likes
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      2. Tom‏ @ThomasAMartin2 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @pwberg77

        ."Nunes" (verb form): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, #Drumpf or #TrumpTrain. "The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that #TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the #Santorum running down his leg.

        6 replies 19 retweets 61 likes
      3. Paul Berg‏ @pwberg77 Feb 2
        Replying to @ThomasAMartin2 @TheOnion

        Exxcellent!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Tom‏ @ThomasAMartin2 Feb 2
        Replying to @pwberg77 @TheOnion

        Interesting how one definition just "flows" into the other...

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. mkimom‏ @mki_mom Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        mkimom Retweeted Michael Steele

        But this was even funnierhttps://twitter.com/michaelsteele/status/959528216758284289 …

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        Michael SteeleVerified account @MichaelSteele
        The folks at @TheOnion after reading the #NunesMemo have sent a cease and desist order to the House Intelligence Committee for stealing their material.
        0 replies 11 retweets 85 likes
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      2. TheShrike‏ @bklinger62 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Instead he finds Trump and Putin giving each other hand-jobs.

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. BC‏ @BrianColvin77 Feb 2
        Replying to @bklinger62 @TheOnion

        69

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Colleen Werkheiser‏ @ColWerk34 Feb 3
        Replying to @BrianColvin77 @bklinger62 @TheOnion

        Ewwwwww that image is now burned in my brain!! 🤢🤮

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. 84Music1‏ @84Music1 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @ashleyfeinberg

        Welcome to 2018 where onions articles might be based on facts. Lmaooo

        0 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      2.  🕸️ 🕷️ Azure Ghost  🕷️ 🕸️‏ @AzureGhost Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really hope they can get Jar Jar Binks to play Devin Nunes in "Episode I: The Phantom Memo."

        1 reply 4 retweets 12 likes
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      2. APRIL‏ @aprilbrucker Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/7Bbplcf0Xb

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Tee McFee‏ @teeheeheemcfee Feb 3
        Replying to @aprilbrucker @TheOnion

        Maybe because your "lunch" seems to be from dawn till dusk.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Chris Bellis‏ @EsoOrc Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does your company have a job opening for Devin Nunes? Someone has to take pity on him and judging by his memo, he seems to be good at satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. spensergirlFlorida‏ @spensergirlFLA Feb 2
        Replying to @EsoOrc @TheOnion

        He is the worst B-movie script writer in Hollywoodpic.twitter.com/lyzCpW5KWE

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Tim Gonzales‏ @Timgo68 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DevinNunes will have a lot of spare time looking for FBI agents after he is defeated by @JanzforCongress in #CA22. #removenunes

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Tee McFee‏ @teeheeheemcfee Feb 3
        Replying to @Timgo68 @TheOnion and

        Hopefully that little creep Nunes will be in jail for Obstruction. #CorruptGOP #TraitorTrump #LyinRyan #TraitorNunes #Resistance #RemoveNunes #RemoveNunes #RemoveNunes

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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